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Rules : you must continue the story with anything you want! post as many times as you want, as long as you want. (it doesn't have to be MLP related), no Judging anyone! last rule, make sure to have fun! just let it the randomness flow. :]
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So Pinkie pie (dressed in a detectives costume) walks into a back room in Sugar Cube Corner When she notices a wolverine with her lover ( a empty banana peel) caressing monopoly pieces in the corner, she looks up at the walls and notices fancy ketchup spread all over the walls and says in a sophisticated voice "hmm, that's fancy!) and Immediately closes the door, when All of the sudden rainbow dash is behind her. Startled Pinkie pie asked "when will you do that favor I requested? *clears throat* I mean Flavor?." Rainbow dash looks away and says "I can't do it, I can't assassinate that rock... After Investigating into ["His"] life I discovered how interesting he truly was and fell in love with him", "I know...." said Pinkie Pie "I love him too, that is why I asked you to kill him!"....

 


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Pinkie pie you need less lovers in your life!


Clearly a lot of ponies lack imagination.. -.- I shall continue with the story then... If no one replies then I'll just assume this is a lame topic

so While this whole conversation is going on between RD and Pinkie Rarity is outside with a ballistics vest dodging big Macintoshes  world famous musical " ponies with butter knives" after dodging about half the performance (which she isn't apart of) she accidentally trips on a physical manifestation of the letter "Q", "OW!" said rarity in her typical voice "I never expected this play to inspire me to make a dress made out of Taco shells... BUT I MUST!".

catching up to where we left off with Pinkie and RD, Rarity Enters Sugar cube corner to find Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie fighting over Giraldo the Rock with a true mexican accent (and a fully grown mustache as well!). As swiftly as she could she threw everything in her saddle bag at pinkie and RD. Ranging from Crayons, to the meaning of life, all the way to Pure artificial maple syrup.

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And then, Albert Camus woke up from a dream about love-tripping ponies and Mexicans and used all of his realizations gained from that dream to write The Myth of Sisyphus.

 

This is actually quite fun. Here's some completely random ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL by me:

 

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning —the first day. And God said, "Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water." So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning —the second day. And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds. " And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning —the third day. And God said, "Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so. God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning —the fourth day. And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky." So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. God blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth." And there was evening, and there was morning —the fifth day. And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

 

Now, should I skip to the Jesus (My original character, all rights reserved) part?

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  • 1 month later...

One day, Rainbow Dash went to visit Applejack. When she arrived, Rainbow saw that Applejack was lying on the floor with an empty cider bottle next to her and a spilled mug of cider. "Hey buddy, you spilt your cider,"said Rainbow, stating the obvious.

 

Applejack stared absent-mindedly at the puddle of cider, and replied, "No I didn't."

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