The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

Jailed for impersonating Ganondorf.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Jailed for jailing an imposter

[Ganondox 899]

Jailed for murdering children. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

In jail for watching said children in their sleep.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

For trying to take over everything.

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

In jail for doing drugs. Drugs are bad for you kids.

[Nsxile 25,684]

Jailed for doing caffeine... Because caffeine is excellent for you, especially for kids. 

[Flutterstep 46,329]

Jailed for eating Spike again!

[Nsxile 25,684]

Jailed for turning applejack into an apple and eating her 

 

[Flutterstep 46,329]

Jailed for not turning Spike into a cactus. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

In jail for illegally use of apple.

Edited November 11, 2019 by Sir Pentious

[Here No Longer 5,270]

In jail for not understanding s*x jokes.

[Nsxile 25,684]

Jailed for removing your eyes and replacing them with two horizontal chevrons facing each other 

Edited November 11, 2019 by Nsxile

[Here No Longer 5,270]

In jail for not appreciating teh UwU.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Jailed for UwUing without a UwU license. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

Jailed for entering other ponies dreams without Luna's consent.

[Nsxile 25,684]

Jailed for having so many eyes 

[Fritzy 1,690]

Jailed for only having two eyes. 

[Nsxile 25,684]

Jailed for breaking your foot while trying to appear menacing 

[Fritzy 1,690]

9 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Jailed for breaking your foot while trying to appear menacing 

Jailed for thinking that’s possible 

Edited November 13, 2019 by Larksy

[Nsxile 25,684]

2 minutes ago, Larksy said:

Jailed for thinking that’s possible 

Jailed for failing to realise your leg is broken 

[Fritzy 1,690]

Just now, Nsxile said:

Jailed for failing to realise your leg is broken 

Jailed for pointing it out 

[TBD 17,228]

Jailed for threaten and scaring a family of old people and their cowardly dog

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

In jail for selling burnt cupcakes.

Edited November 13, 2019 by Sir Pentious

[TBD 17,228]

Jailed for drinking all the coffee