The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Venomous 18,813]

Released because apple juice is great.

[~Sassy Dashie~ 712]

Killed too many people probably

[Brianna Changeling 131]

For giving kids unnerving stares. STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!!

[Light of Night 332]

Released because someone actually THINKS OF THE CHILDREN!

 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,278]

For keeping everyone awake with lights. Lights everywhere.

[Venomous 18,813]

Too many video games. Arrested.

[Vampira Heart 920]

For being spooky

[The Diver 760]

Arrested for not appreciating a man's spookiness!

[Vampira Heart 920]

Arrested for swimming in restricted areas :0

[The Diver 760]

Release myself since I have a federal TWIC card! Suckers!

 

Oh, and arrested for arresting me for a crime I didn't commit.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Arrested for dumpster diving.

[Light of Night 332]

Arrested for promoting food unapproved by that department I can't remember the name of.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Arrested for capturing fireflies in a jar.

[Number62 1,247]

Arrested for having weird lips.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Arrested for being lippist.

[Light of Night 332]

Arrested for stealing lipstick.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Licking memes. 

[Kiri 7,277]

Stealing my memes  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

For "borrowing" that necklace from the jewelry store.

[The Diver 760]

For having an overly flashy avatar that could potentially cause a serious accident and/or blindness!

 

Remember ponies: always wear your EyePro!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

For killing Bayou Billy.

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

For wearing white after Labor Day

[PiratePony 8,473]

Upon returning to Equestria, Princess Celestia immediately detained Sunset Shimmer. Even though Princess Twilight plead with the sun princess, detailing all sorts of high school adventures and friendship lessons, Her Most High Highness discarded her to Mars for 10,000 years.

 

Don't mess with Princess Celestia. She's immortal and her memory is long and holds a grudge.

[Kiri 7,277]

Her pirate hat isn't tilted at the appropriate angle! What a crime against fashion!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Poking the cameraman's eye out with her horn.