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  1. 1. Which pony would taste best

    • Rarity
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    • Rainbow Dash
      4
    • Fluttershy
      0
    • Twilight Sparkle
      0
    • Applejack
      3
    • Pinkie pie
      11
    • A different pony. ( Tell in comment which one)
      7


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This is only a little bit disturbing. It definitely takes 'Ponylicious' to a whole new level.

 

Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash and Applejack would be too tough (although Applejack might make a nice stew), years of beauty product would make Rarity taste funny. Twilight would not have much good meat on her bones. Fluttershy would take second. She would likely be decently marbled, but her fearfulness would make her tough, but nothing that couldn't be helped by a good marinade. Pinkie Pie would have good muscle development from all her bouncing and partying, but all the sweet would add some fat for a nice marble. Her light hearted attitude would prevent the meat from being too tough.

 

I think I just gave myself nightmares for the next week...

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I suppose it would be Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.

Why?

Because I strongly dislike them, and that dislike makes everything that much sweeter. Hehe.

 

Edit: It's not like I'm breaking the rules of vegetarianism if they're pastel.

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I'd assume Pinkie would taste like cotton candy, Rainbow Dash like Skittles, and Rarity like marshmallow, so...between the three, I'd probably choose Pinkie. Because I likes me cotton candy.

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My brother and I discussed this and came up with this:
 
Rainbow Dash - Skittles (TASTE THE RAINBOW)
Rarity - Marshmallows
Applejack - Apples (Obviously...)
Pinkie Pie - Bubblegum (or pie), which is weird, considering that I would think cotton candy...
 
Twilight and Fluttershosh are our wildcards...
 
Honestly, none of them would taste great. Skittles are made out of processed corn, marshmallows are made out of bones, apples are freakish clones, and bubblegum is plastic.
 
Fluttershy would taste like butter, but depending on if you have natural butter or synthetic butter or otherwise, it's either more plastic or more corn. If she tasted like bananas, then...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex0URF-hWj4
 
Bananas are also freakish clones.

Knowing Twilight... Either paper dust, unicorn horn shavings, sweat, ink, or her hoof clippings.

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.

 

After all, if her name says she is made of love, imagine what she would taste like.

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Pinkie PIE, duh. I mean, all the sweets she eats, just imagine the myriad of flavors her succulent flesh has been imbued with...


Honestly, none of them would taste great. Skittles are made out of processed corn, marshmallows are made out of bones, apples are freakish clones, and bubblegum is plastic.

You realize that nothing you just said has any bearing on taste at all, right?

 

You: "MARSHMALLOWS ARE MADE OF BONES, AHHH"

 

Anyone who has ever actually eaten a marshmallow: "Yup. But they taste like sugary greatness, so who cares?"

 

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.

 

After all, if her name says she is made of love, imagine what she would taste like.

 

The warmest, gooiest love of all: Fresh semen. (Fun fact: There are cultures that believe babies are constructed of the semen shot into the womb. As in, it joins with the bloody lining in there and gets all fused and merged and bit-by-bit the bits of conjoined blood and cum literally form into a full-fledged baby. Body horror, man. Body horror.)

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