(horrible attempt at making a) Text Adventure!

[Enemy Stand 446]

I will give a scenario. It will have 2 options (though you can put as many as you want). The below user shall choose the option and give another scenario caused by the option. Ahem:

 

You are hungry. You are standing in your kitchen. What do you go to? Choices:

 

-Fridge

-Pantry

[Skeleton Kin 385]

Chose: pantry

 

you have to pick from

 

- crisps (chips)

- cereal 

[Mephala 2,633]

EDIT: Why is it always like twenty minutes after the last person posted I get ninja'd.

Garbage.

XD

 

Crisps. Unfortunately, crisps are disgusting, so you end up throwing them out in the garbage.

What you do with the crisps package?

 

1. Light it on fire.

2. Breathe into it like a paper bag for no reason.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Sayaka Maizono

[Enemy Stand 446]

1. Light it on fire.

You drop the bag and start a larger fire. How do you put it out?

 

-Stomp on it

-Use water

[Skeleton Kin 385]

Chose: stamp on it

 

your shoe caught on fire, what do you do about it

 

- take it off

- drown it like a pup

 

(i fear this will go dark very quick)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

2. Drown it like a pup.

 

Your shoe is wet but no longer burning. Now your foot feels terrible and uncomfortable. What will you do about it?

 

1. Search the sock drawer for some new socks.

2. Scan for lifeforms.

[Mephala 2,633]

2. Scan for lifeforms.

 

You are horrified to discover you have the dreaded...FOOT LOUSE! Gaah!

 

You can't let them multiply; what do you do?

 

1. Douse your foot in bleach.

2. Eat the louse.

 

@

Very

quickly

c:

[Enemy Stand 446]

1. Douse your foot in bleach.

You left a container of ammonia near you. You accidentally spill the bleach. It knocks over the ammonia and they mix. There is now a cloud of chlorine gas in your room and it is increasing in size. Do you...

1. Look for a gas mask in your closet

2. Go outside

Edited November 6, 2013 by The Orange

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Run outside.

 

You jump out your window and amazingly survive without any cuts on your body. What now?

 

1.Knock on your door.

2. Jump off the porch.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Muffin Investigator

[Skeleton Kin 385]

chose: knock on door

 

Heisenberg opens the door and says "I am the one who knocks" do you

 

- beat the shit out of him

- buy his meth

[Enemy Stand 446]

-buy his meth

 

Do you...

-snort it off of a bowie knife

-hide it in a bucket of fry batter

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Snort off a bowie knife.

 

As you move the knife towards your face, you accidentally lose control of it and stab yourself in the face, dying of blood loss.

 

1. Restart.

2. Kick death in the balls.

3. Take another sniff.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Kick death in the balls.

 

Death groans in pain, falls over and says "What the heck did you do that for? I'm only here to deliver you to the underworld!"

1. Reply "I don't want to go to the Underworld."

2. Reply "Because I hate you."
3. Kick him again.

4. Walk away and buy some fish n' chips.

[Keezuw 107]

Walk away and buy some fish n' chips.

 

 

Uh oh! Death went and magically turned your delicious fish n' chips into a bowl of onions, and ran away. 

 

1. Chase after and beat Death to a pulp. 

2. Steal someone else's fish n' chips.

3. Cry a river.

4. Do nothing.

[Skeleton Kin 385]

chose: cry a river

 

as the fish n' chips shop begins to flood with your tears you hear a voice, its your abusive step father who had died from diabeetus do you

 

- greet him

- kill him (again)

[Enemy Stand 446]

-kill him (again)

 

You kill him in broad daylight, and two police officers witness it. Do you...

 

-Attack them

-Allow yourself to be arrested

-Try to run away

-Steal a car and drive away

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

-Steal a car and drive away.

You run out of the shop, run at an oncoming car, smash through the windscreen Saints Row-style, and drive away, The police give chase in their Police-Renault-Clios.

1. Drive faster
2. Attempt to perform the PIT Maneuver on one of the police cars

3. Pull over
4. Throw your onions out of the window at them.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

4. Throw your onions out of the window at them.

 

Darn. That didn't work. You decide to drive faster. Looking ahead, you see Death crossing the street.

 

Do you

1) Run him down!

2) Shout curses at him as you drive by.

3) swerve at the last minute so a cop car hits him.

4) Stick out your arm and steal his scythe as you drive by.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

4) Stick out your arm and steal his scythe as you drive by.

 

You can't do that because you didn't have enough Common Sense or Hand-Eye Coordination. You accidentally behead yourself in the attempt.

 

1) Restart

2) Reincarnate as a random inhabitant of Equestria

3) Call for a Medic

4) Contemplate the universe

Edited November 7, 2013 by Blue

[Enemy Stand 446]

2) Reincarnate as a random inhabitant of Equestria

 

You are now Donut Joe. Do you...

 

-Make donuts

-Confess your love for Berry Punch

-Confess your love for Braeburn

-Kill yourself and try to reincarnate again

-Confess your love for Gummy

[Mephala 2,633]

-confess your love for Braeburn.

ohmygodmyfantasiesarecomingtrueeeeheheeheheX3

jkjk

ish

 

Looks like Braeburn is taking the kneesocks out, ooer. What do you do?

 

1. Go along with your passions (ohohoh~)

2. Steal the socks and run!

3. Eat him.

4. Sit there, stunned, with a "wat" expression.

5. Die.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

4. Sit theree, stunned, with a "wat" expression.

 

Braeburn was confused by your recitation of log(x)²/log(e)±wat = sock. It's super-effective!

 

1. Attack his weak point for massive damage

2. Go for the kneecaps

3. My body is ready

4. Try to capture Braeburn with Donut Pokeball

5. Run away

Edited November 8, 2013 by Blue

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Attack his weak point for massive damage.

 

Oh no! You killed Braeburn! What will you do?

 

1) make a run for it. (the hills are nearby)

2) disguise yourself and start a new life in Ponyville

3) Go crazy and head for the nearest mall

4) frame one of the users (who posted in this thread) for the crime

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Disguise yourself and start a new life in Ponyville

 

With help from Zecora, you become a completely different pony! However, you are also a completely different gender.

 

1. Give yourself a new name

2. Just start this new life already!

3. Ask Zecora if she can resurrect Braeburn

4. Order a donut from what was once your own shop.

[Enemy Stand 446]

4. Order a donut from what was once your own shop.

 

Someone else is now working there and asks your name when you order the donut. How do you respond?

 

1. "Jo...sephina."

2. "A name means nothing on the battlefield."

3. "I AM the danger. I am the one who KNOCKS!"

4. "I'm Batman."

5. Run away

6. Kill the person at the shop

7. Kill yourself