(horrible attempt at making a) Text Adventure!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

1. FIGHT THEM IDIOT

 

Knowing you took down the first dino, you decide to take on the other two in arrogance. But the question is: How will you fight them?

 

1. Go berserk and charge at one and the other

2. Find their weak spots on their legs and hit them

3. Awkwardly fight and get killed.

4. You know what, I change my mind. I'm running!

Edited November 17, 2013 by Bearsharktopus

[Mephala 2,632]

2. Find their weak spots on their legs and hit them.

 

You got them with a clever and well placed arrow in the knee but now they're about to fall on you! WAT DU HUH

 

1. Run for da hilllls

2. I don't mind have a dinosaur blank-*dead*

3. Taunt them from afar ("lose some weight plebs")

4. Cry and beg for forgiveness. (STFU you Fluttershy no one wants you here.)

[Demirari 454]

3. Taunt them from afar ("lose some weight plebs")

This has pissed off the two dinosaurs. The one on your left opened its mouth, a red orb was beginning to form. What do you do?

1: Do some epic action kick to the Dino's lower jaw, forcing it to close shut and blow it and its buddy away.

2: Have Morgan Freeman narrate your epic dodge from the red laser.

3: Piss your pants and die.

4: Hide behind a hill which you then hide in a bunker behind said hill.

Edited November 24, 2013 by Demirari

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

2: Have Morgan Freeman narrate your epic dodge from the red laser.

 

You now have dodged the laser with Morgan Freeman narrating it. Now the dino is trying to fire another laser. Wat do?

 

1. Wait for the other laser

2. Run to the hill while Run To The Hills-Iron Maiden plays

3. Let the laser kill you

4. Shoot an equally strong laser yourself and try to push the other laser to the dino with epic music playing in the background.

Edited November 24, 2013 by Bearsharktopus

[Mephala 2,632]

"Why do these b******s keep dying on me?"

(Sorry, I couldn't resist referencing that quote.)

 

Shoot an equally strong laser yourself and try to push the other laser to the dinosaur with epic music playing in the background.

 

Look at you, you little OP bastard - trying so hard to be cool.

The sad part is it totally worked and they lay defeated, but you won't be Duke Nukem forever. (u c what i did thar)

Now that you have killed one dinosaur and wounded another, you have to decide what to do with the latter before you "peace out" as the hip kids say.

 

1. Become friends! Having some ugly reptile (okay fine I know they aren't reptiles so shoot me) on your side could be a big asset! Even if it probably wants to kill you!

2. KILL IT WITH FIRE

3. Well, I guess it can't get up, so I'ma just go now...

4. Commit suicide with a dramatic letter.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

2.

 

The dino is burning and it's the night. What now?

1. Eat it
2. Sit beside the fire and get warm
3. Leave the dinosaur and walk away
4. Dance like this.

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You sit beside the fire to get warm when suddenly - 

 

1. A wild Fluttershy appears.

 

2. you Break the game and choose your own option.

 

3. Your tongue lights on fire 

Edited December 2, 2013 by Fluttershy Addict

[Demirari 454]

A wild Fluttershy appears.

 

Your heart almost stop in its tracks.

What do you do before your heart gives up?

 

1: Hug Fluttershy

2: Call the ambulance

3: Go, "Awww," and die.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

1: Hug Fluttershy

 

Your heart has failed. After a while, you come back after Fluttershy has pushed your heart multiple times. She then asks "Why did you hug me?"

• Say "Because YOU'RE SO CUTE!"
• "Because I found someone who could help me."
• *Grin* "I don't know..."

[Cwanky 17,445]

2. Because I found someone who could hug me.

 

You have a nasty headache and things begin to blur greatly. You now notice a growing pain in your head that's growing worse by the second. You hear a strange, but lucid voice telling you to murder the mare to save yourself, whose voice and face seems to be getting more and more demonic. There's a sizable heavy rock nearby. Do you:

 

1. Run away screaming like a LUNAtic.  :comeatus:

2. Murder the mare with the rock.

3. Or sit back and let shit get worse.

[FlutterShay 46]

3. Or sit back and let shit get worse.

 

You begin seeing strange hallucinations. The ground appears to be shaking, birds have doubled in size, and everything is turning green and pink. Your headache is getting worse. Do you:

 

1. Pick up the (now orange) rock and murder the mare.

2. Freak out.

3. Attempt to interact with your hallucination influenced surroundings.

[Lyrica Lilac 4]

1. Us Canterlot girls are crazy.

 

You try swinging at her, but you hit a tree on your tripped up world. You turn and see her again, running towards her you

 

1. Bring it down on her head.

2. Think it's an illusion and stop.

3. Stop and try shaking your hallucinations off.