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"We rub a mexican Loki" Get Lucky: Daft Punk 
"Hey, it's a Barney in the USA" Party in the USA: Miley Cyrus 
"But if drugs never work, they're gonna give you a Smurf" Teenagers: My Chemical Romance 
"Okay, now he was cold, try to domesticate ya; but sure, an animal, baby it's Indian nature. Just let me lib a reacher, you don't need no breakfast, that man is not Yumiko"  and "I hate this bird lice, I know you want it" Blurred Lines : Robin Thicke 
"I'm a baby don't mess around" and "Shake it like a courdroy preacher" Hey Ya: Outkast 
"Inside Michelle i wait and bleed" Wait and Bleed : Slipknot 
"I ain't no Harlem Black Girl" Hollaback Girl : Gwen Stefani? 
"Later on, milk and spiders, as we drink by the fire" Winter Wonderland

"Honesty, promise me, I'm never gonna find your bacon, no, no, no." Complicated : Avril Lavinge

"Shout "Meow" to the sky, you're in my crib tonight, you keep making me reek, yeah, frozen in a Cadbury" One Thing: One Direction

"Oprah Gandalf style!", "Oprah got no style!"  "Vomit on Yoshi, Johnny" and "Who didn't know? Hey, I don't know! She can pull off a kanji double d!" Gangnam Style: PSY (my fave song!)

 

What are your favorite misheard lyrics?

 

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GG: I got a boy. (Girls generation)

 

What I heard:

I got a boy on my chin. I got some poy chicken. I got a boy, handsome boy, got nothing on him.

(Fast forward)

 

I got a humpback turtle, nom I took your salttt.

XD

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S'more mondegreens (description on site) from our friends from Snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/humor/mondegreens.asp

I remember when i was in second grade and we were making fun of christmas carols, and i was like; "TACO BELL, TACO BELL, TACOS ALL THE WAAAAAY! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO EAT A TACO TODAY...HEY!"

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"Okay, now he was cold

try to domesticate ya;

but sure, an animal, baby it's Indian nature. 

Just let me lib a reacher,

you don't need no breakfast,

that man is not Yumiko"  

 

Some people hear Jamacian, I hear Yumiko. When the song first came out, I thought Thicke was saying that this girl's boyfriend was not named Yumiko. Yumiko is a girl's name, not a boy's.wink.png  

 

Oh gosh, 

 

Racist Barn 

I bet there are only white animals. And the KKK are the farmers. KUbAnTY.png

 

GG: I got a boy. (Girls generation)

 

OH GAWD I HATE THAT BAND. I hate k-pop in general except  for PSY (he rocks!) but prefer J-pop and Europop!!!

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My first time hearing Tubthumper by Chumbawamba was like

 

I get no town

But I get up again

Are you ever gonna pee pee town

 

I get no town

But I get up again

Are you ever gonna pee pee town

 

xD


I'll alwaays remember it because my mom nearly died laughing when she heard me singing this when I was, like 7 years old 


Oh and Unforgiven by Metallica, I was like

 

New blood joins this hood

And quickly he's a dude

 

I thought it was seriously about a gang first time I heard it xD

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I have a whole lot of them, but I can only think of two at the moment. 

 

I once badly misunderstood Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar on Me.  I misheard it as "Whoa the secret of love."  How I was off by so much is beyond me.  blink.png

 

I also messed up on Elton John's Crocodile Rock.  I thought he said "I remember when red was yellow (I remember when rock was young)." 

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"I put my face into something unknown... I'm living on sexy elephant, sweet elephant, sweet elephant, your giving me sexy elephant!"

 

Seriously. Look up Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris. I literally thought that was what the song said.

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I keep hearing Nyan Cat Miley Cyrus' new song as "I came in like a rainbow, I never hit so hot at all"

I could say what I thought this song says, but more than likely it is NSFW and it'll get deleted. XD

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Steely Dan: "Do It Again"

- Original lyric: "Your black cards can make you money"

- The way my wife heard it: "Your black cars can make you horny"

 

Billy Joel: "Stranger"

- Original lyric: "When I pressed her for a reason, she refused to even answer" (EDIT: Fixed)

- Misheard: "When I dressed up like a weasel, she refused to be the master"

 

Also, the best site for misheard lyrics: http://kissthisguy.com

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"I realized I saw my fart, but couldn't tell you." One Week by Bare Naked Ladies.

 

Ever since that song came out until quite recently I thought that's what he said... I mean that sounds legit right? (I thought so...)

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AC/DC "Back in Black"
Misheard: Abusin' every woman as I'm runnin' wild...
Real: Usin' every one of them and runnin' wild...
 
Black Sabbath "Paranoid"
Misheard: I tell you to end your life, I wish I could but it's too late.
Real: I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late.
 

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"

Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.

Real: There's a bad moon on the rise.

 

Megadeth "Devil's Island"
Misheard: Neville's Island!
Real: Devil's Island!
 
Metallica "Master of Puppets

Misheard: Playing Monopoly, ritual misery.

Real: Pain monopoly, ritual misery.

 

Wild Cherry "Play That Funky Music"

Misheard: Play that fuckin' music, white boy!

Real: Play that funky music, white boy!

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