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Heheh.

 

Sweet Dreams:

 

(O)sama Bin Laden use you.

(O)sama Bin Laden used by you

 

Gone, gone, gone

 

Like a drone, baby don't start beating.

Like a drone, baby don't start beating.

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From the song Drops of Jupiter by Train:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

 

(Skip to 48 seconds in)

 

What I heard: 

 

"Tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way

to see the lights all faded?

Van Halen is overrated."

 

Actual lyrics:

 

 

"Tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way

to see the lights all faded,

And heaven  is overrated."

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There's the bathroom on the right- Bad Moon Rising

Down on the corner, Audi in the street, get a boatload of ham, bring a nickel, Happy Feet- Down On the Corner

I blew up my flip flop, slipped on a Pop Tart- Margaritaville

This ain't a city, it's a gold dare ass face- Arms Race

Moskau, don't worry, Bill is dead, there lies the toy opened, Indians are high- Moskau

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For some reason, when watching Mary Poppins as a kid, I always misheard one of Bert's lines near the beginning of this song (it's at about 29 seconds in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbcBT7TR8w

 

Original: "Today I'm a screever, and as you can see"

Misheard as: "Today I'm a screamer, and as you can see"

 

It doesn't make a lick of sense, but that's honestly what I used to mishear that line as. *insert joke about Dick Van Dyke's failed Cockney accent here*

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Hey guys, it's Christmas.  And what would Christmas be without these famous misheard lyrics?

 

From "We Wish You a Merry Christmas":
- Original: "Oh, bring us some figgy pudding"

- Misheard: "Oh, bring us some friggin' pudding"

 

From "O Tannenbaum" (German version of "O Christmas Tree")

- Original: "O Tannenbaum..."

- Misheard: "Oh Time Bomb..."

 

From "Oh Come Let Us Adore HIm"

- Original: "Oh Come Let Us Adore Him"

- Misheard: "Oh Come Let Us Ignore Him"

- Misheard 2: "Oh Come Let Us Abhor Him"


...also, I credit this to a remix that appeared in Dance Dance Revolution:

 

From "Center Of The Heart" (Roxette)

- Original: "What am I gonna say when I find the center of the heart is the suburb to the brain?"

- Misheard: "What am I gonna say when I find the center of the heart is the stomach of the brain?"

 

(It's hard to listen to lyrics while you're stomping arrows, seriously.  And the first time I heard that, I lost my concentration and failed the song, I was laughing too hard.)

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Ooops, sorry for the post on my sister's account. She forgot to log out. 

 

 

I mishear the lyrics to several Rocky Horror songs (I never saw the movie live, but I saw clips of shadowcasts as well as listened to the soundtrack and read the movie summary. Also, these are from the original movie soundtrack)

Science Fiction Double Feature

I hear "Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still" as "My granny was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still"

 

Hot Patootie:

I hear "I really love that Rock and Roll" as "I really love to f***ing roll" and I hear "Bless my soul" during the final part as "Bless my f***ing soul". 

 

Eddie's Teddy

I hear "All he wanted was rock and roll porn and a motorbike. Shooting up junk..." as "All he wanted was rock and roll, horn/born/boy, and a motorbike. City of junk...", "But he must've been drawn into something" as "But he must have been drawn into some sink", and Frank's final "What a guy..." as "What a 'gotten heart..."

 

Rose Tint My World:

I hear "Now the only thing that gives me hope, is my love of a certain dope" as "Now the only thing that gives me hope, is my love of a satin doll", "And somebody should be told my libido hasn't been controlled" as "And somebody should be told, why the beetle hasn't been controlled" and "My confidence has increased" as "My comfort dance has increased"

 

In Super Smash Bros Melee, in the Kongo Jungle stage with the rap song, I hear "Put your hands together, if you want to clap" as "Put your hands together, if you want to crap". Whenever "Last Dance" comes on the radio, I hear "When I'm bad, I feel so bad as "When I'm bad, I feel so h***y". When I watched the U.S. Acres (from Garfield and Friends) episode Snow Wade and the 77 Dwarves (part one of two), I misinterpreted "Mirror, make like Honest Abe, and tell me who's a fabulous babe!" as "Mirror, act like Honest Abe, and tell me who's a fabulous babe!" (This is what Queen Lanolin says to the mirror to make it work). In the same episode, before Snow Wade opens the door and sees Old Hag Lanolin,I thought a dwarf said "Oh. He laughed." instead of "Oh. He left." In the song "Koi no Mega Lover", I hear the chorus as "B***h you rock, get up, get your way! (x4) City sidewalks, we get you Mega Lover, Spitting lava, we got you Mega Lover, B***h lovers, we got you Mega Lover, or making love outside!" Also, in Mami's transformation theme from Madoka Magica, I could hear "Shiawase (Japanese word for happiness) ESPIONAGE!" in one part at the beginning. I also heard part of the Chicago song I've Been Searching as "It's kangaroo time!" because I was sitting in the way back of the car. In the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic song Bad Seed, I heard "Bad Seed, Bad Seed!" as "Back seat, Back seat!" I also thought Pinkie Pie said "Veggie salad!" instead of "Pinkie salad!" in the same episode "Babs Seed" came from. When I saw Rise of the Guardians, I thought Santa said "You were hanging out with B***h?" instead of "You were hanging out with Pitch?" In the song "Fry Dat Chicken" by Ms. Peachez, I heard "Go on, wash your hands cause you gonna be lickin' em!" as "Don't wash your hands cause you gonna be lickin' em!" and "Hangin' with Peachez gon' make you fatter!" as "Hangin' with Peachez don't make you fatter!" In the song that is played in the end credits of Super Size Me, I heard "Cause I'm staring at my fork" as "Cause I'm staring at my gort".

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Even at my current age, I STILL mishear lyrics :lol:
 
The Beatles " Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard: Ah, look at all the lovely people.
Real: Ah, look at all the lonely people.
 
Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard: As we wind on down the road, I should've stolen a lasso.
Real: As we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul.
 
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Misheard: My penis dripped with fear. What am I doing here?
Real: My fingers gripped with fear. What am I doing here?

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Here are some of my favorite misheard carols:

 

 

 

The First Noel:

Real: Born is the King of Israel

Misheard: Barney's the King of Israel

 

Frosty the Snowman

Real: Down to the village

With a broomstick in his hand,

Misheard: Down to the village

With a broom stuck in his head,

 

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Real: With th' angelic host proclaim,

Misheard: With the jelly toast proclaim,

 

And my absolute favorite...

 

The Christmas Song

Real: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Misheard: Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire...

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Elton John "Tiny Dancer"

Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Real: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

 

Iron Maiden " Fear of the Dark"

Misheard: Fear of the duck, fear of the duck.

Real: Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.

 

Led Zeppelin "Whole Lotta Love"

Misheard: You need Kool-Aid, baby I'm not foolin'.

Real: You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'.

 

Pearl Jam "Even Flow"

Misheard: Even flow, floats around like butterflies.

Real: Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.

 

Queen "Headlong"

Misheard: He used to be a man with his dick in his hand.

Real: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.

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As it turns out, the song is not sung "I've got the moves, swag jagger, I've got the moves, swag jagger, I've got the moooooooooo, swag jaggeerr!", but rather "I'v got the moves, like jagger"..... =(.

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(Sorry if someone already mentioned this one)

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Moon Rising"

- Original: "There's a bad moon on the rise"

- Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right"

 

Oops, several people DID already mention that one.  Oh well.

 

So here's another one from my childhood:

 

Mr. Mister: "Broken Wings"

- Original: "That I'm one with the flesh, and blood that makes me whole"

- Misheard: "That I'm bored with the flesh, and blood makes me full"

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