Rate the joke above you.

[SixNine 4]

3

2

1

Go:

What do you call a poet in a submarine?

Deep

[Sugar Pea 2,682]

3

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past my T.V. I missed three episodes.

Edited November 28, 2013 by Nature Of Fluttershy

[SixNine 4]

3.245

What do you call an anti-drug politician on the moon?

Far out,man.

[DubWolf 17,247]

5/10

 

A dog walks into a bar, and te bartender asks him "how's life?" The dog says, "ruff".

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

3.2

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

Doctor Who is on soon!

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

4/10

 

What do you call it when an item gets damaged on both sides?

 

co-lateral damage.

[Lisa 5,553]

3/10

 >insert grumpy cat image here<

 

What do you call a snail on a boat?

 

A snailor!

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

6/10

 

K heres my favorite joke ever:

Why couldnt Sally swing on the swingset?

 

 

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock

Whos there?

Not Sally

 

 

XD and that concludes my best joke

Edited November 30, 2013 by The Leafeon Pinkeh

[SixNine 4]

4/10

 

Someone robbed a movie theater the other day of $242

 

They stole a large drink,some popcorn and a milky way.

[IDontExistAnymore 74]

5/10

 

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

5/10

 

A seal walks into a bar.

Bartender: "What can I get for you?"

Seal: "Anything but a Canadian Club".

[Skeletor Brony 703]

5/10

 

I used to run a camp for people with ADHD, but nobody came to my "Concentration Camp".

Edited December 5, 2013 by Jappleack

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

7/10

 

I went to a Mexican Restuarant the other night, and I thought it was about to close, because there was only 1 car outside.

 

I walked in, and the place was completely full.

[Guest]

fdfdfdasdaaweawewereererf

Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

[SixNine 4]

6/10

Just the other day I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and then I...

[Skeletor Brony 703]

5/10

 

A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Is the bar tender here?"

[Frosty V 309]

7.5/10 XD

 

I would try a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon

 

ba dum sisss

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

4/10

 

Hercules walked into a bar... It broke.

[Skeletor Brony 703]

3/10

 

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis...