Banned from Equestria

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Let me just try and make it clear why the idea that clopping to MLP ponies equates to clopping to IRL ponies is just absurd.

 

The MLP:FiM ponies in particular are very human in very key areas. For starters, pay close attention to the shape of their heads.

 

Not only are their heads very round, their eyes are very close to not just one another but are also close to the nose and mouth. Another thing about their eyes is that they're stereoscopic meaning both eyes are at the front instead of on the side. While you can say that all that was done to make the ponies look cute, it invariably made them appear more human as well.

 

For real-life ponies, the exact opposite is true.

 

See, the eyes are on to the side and are pretty far apart from each other as well as the nose and mouth. The shape of the head is far from round. Horses look less foal-ish so those features are more exaggerated.

 

Next is about empathze or "tuning in". With the ponies of FiM, that tends to happen easily given they express themselves in very much the exact same ways as humans do. Found a nice gif to illustrate this:

 

That's where it comes down to; communication. Communication is critical in relationships and that's kind of an understatement. Both verbal and non-verbal.

 

That was only addressing what our senses can even pick up!

 

You see, when you withhold information, people have the freedom to fill in the blanks themselves and more often than not, they'll fill it with something that'll better suit their tastes. In other words, what do the FiM ponies have between their legs? Anything that doesn't get you turned off, essentially. See, clop artists fill in the blank with whatever floats the boat of those they draw for.

With real equines, that luxury simply does not exist which inevitably makes it far more likely that someone's going to get grossed out should they dare to look.

 

Here's another thing we don't sense from the FiM ponies: smell. That's yet another blank people won't fill in with something that'll turn them off. The mere existence of colognes and perfumes testify to the importance of smell in sexual attraction. Pheromones and all that.

Again, with real equines, that luxury does not exist. Our brains aren't going to recognize the scents of real equines, so our human brains won't automatically relate the scents with anything resembling a potential partner. Supposedly, horses can smell like hay, herbs, something resembling sweat or foods. Still, the smell of hay, herbs and food does not at all sound enticing. Pleasant maybe but not enticing. Oh and I forgot to mention that it's only if they are not dirty. I don't think I want to know what a dirty horse smells like...

 

So yeah... don't go comparing these cartoon horses to the real ones. It's a whole different presence for all the above reasons.

[TorqueEffect 112]

Now I don't mind this kinda discussion at all. But after my short amount of time here, I am already seeing hypocritical staff.

 

Regular rule 34? Oh that is perfectly fine for discussion.

 

Vore discussion, and fetish discussion in general? *CLOSED*

 

Just an observation.

[AppleGearRising 525]

It is by no means everyones cup of tea but at the risk of stating the obvious; R34 = If it exists there IS porn of it.

Expect the unexpected/ disturbing.

['Fluttershy' 51]

I think this is getting out of hand... Its the internet though, what do you expect. 

[OnHerForehead 19]

*Clicks on topic*

 

"Kill EVERYBODY" by Skrillex starts playing on my phone... (If you didn't know, it was used in the Vinyl scene of the game)

[Shine 166]

I played Banned From Equestria thinking it was just an adventure game.  It took me a while to realize that it was actually about sex, but it didn't really bother me.  I kept playing.  I never unlocked all scenes, though.  :I

[FriendshipBeMagic 10]

i loved the game xD and it gets some pretty good reactions to the blind react youtubers, i also suggested to a newer youtuber that he should do a reaction to the game. he said he would do it and i cant wait for that reaction. he has no clue xD

[Barbaloot 197]

Like the game. Like the art. Like the music. Like the... cutscenes.

 

I can dig it.

[Codelyy 1,281]

I remember shouting "No Fluttershy STOP" at the fluttershy and angle scene

Edited January 29, 2014 by Codelyoko373

[Book Horse 12]

The game of R34...

 

I looked it up, and the game doesn't exist anymore...I did see a video, but after seeing a few comments decided to stay away.

[Rockymoo 2,136]

I played it and it was fucking fun.

 

Granted, I didn't have my hands down South chokin' the chicken, but it was a game. A fun one. If you're not a complete baby about seeing some nsfw stuff I'd actually recommend it.

[That Horse 41]

Any of you ponies play Banned From Equestria? I personally hate it. I was wanting your guys' opinions on it...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Why do you hate "Banned from Equestria"?

 

And now I'm wondering if this topic will get closed...

 

Oh well, let's wait here a while, and see what happens.

[Luna 831 465]

That game is fun and nice art in it.

[That Horse 41]

I personally just don't like it. I have to admit, there's great art in it, but it's just WAAAAYYYY too perverted for me.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Yeah, that'd be why the game is called "Banned from Equestria Daily". It's a very perverted game. Figures you wouldn't like it if you don't like the perverted part of it.

 

But is that enough reason to hate the game? I think hate is a strong word. I don't like Anime that much, but just because I don't like it, doesn't mean that I hate it.

 

The art style is simple, but I guess it does have some appeal to it.

[Adachi 772]

Don't like it, but somepony will, so meh.

[PineappleKAKE 14]

Eh,  it's got it's target audience, and it's not like it was ever going to be liked by many anyway. Hence the title. Let people like what they want, so long as it doesn't infringe on anything SUPER weird xP

[Deathstroke 1,564]

I didn't play it but i found it funny and the topic is gonna get closed sooner or later

[That Horse 41]

For some reason to me, anything like pornography or clopfics don't work. That's probably innapropriate to say in public, but it's of my case. Knowledge replaces the wanting of pleasure in my mind for some odd reason.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Knowledge replaces the wanting of pleasure in my mind for some odd reason.

 

I can respect that.

 

That's definitely not something the majority of people can say, though. Just act like "Banned from Equestria" and other dirty things like it are meant for the rest of us, eh?

[That Horse 41]

When I see something cloppable, my left eye twitches. It's like pleasure is not exactly... WEll, anyway...

[Shadowking58 1,136]

I don't know if I want to try it out... I don't like porn."

[That Horse 41]

Hyperactive eyes! My left eye was hyperactive when I saw that

[Lighting Star 93]

Wait so are "Banned From Equestria" and "Banned from Equestria Daily" two different things?