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Marry a Pony or Zoidberg?


Would you marry Zoidberg or a Pony?  

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  1. 1. Would you marry Zoidberg or a Pony?

    • I don't like Ponies, so I would marry Zoidberg.
    • I don't like Zoidberg, so I would marry a Pony.

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Would you marry Zoidberg or a Pony? Zoidberg is Humanoid and pretty looking... Plus those cartoon MLP FIM Ponies are not as cute as Zoidberg.


Plus you get to live in his dumpster and eat garbage. 

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Neither Zoidberg or ponies are physically compatible to humans as a mate, so for many purposes to which marriage is suited the union would be useless.

Except for tax-exemption in Equestria.

The only thing Zoidberg would be good for would be eating all the shrimp and setting my slinkies on fire.

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  • 2 weeks later...

While it's true that Zoidberg is humanoid, they were always going on about how bad he smelled and that's a dealbreaker for me, so I'd have to go pony. I could always get the Professor to invent a crazy machine to turn me into one . . .

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