Marry a Pony or Zoidberg?

[Bendy 1,819]

Would you marry Zoidberg or a Pony? Zoidberg is Humanoid and pretty looking... Plus those cartoon MLP FIM Ponies are not as cute as Zoidberg.

 

Plus you get to live in his dumpster and eat garbage. 

Edited December 28, 2013 by Rush

[Jokuc 8,172]

inb4 everyone votes pony

 

jokuc said it first

[Bendy 1,819]

inb4 everyone votes pony

 

jokuc said it first

 

But poor Zoidberg! Plus Ponies aren't Humanoid!

[Nohbdy 4,108]

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[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Neither Zoidberg or ponies are physically compatible to humans as a mate, so for many purposes to which marriage is suited the union would be useless.

Except for tax-exemption in Equestria.

The only thing Zoidberg would be good for would be eating all the shrimp and setting my slinkies on fire.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

OUTTA THE WAY WEIRD LOBSTER THINGIE

 

I HAVE A PONY TO MARRY

[Gay Bird 420]

2 people are zoidberg (yeah I had to)

[Discovery Dream 592]

I can't say pony, cuz that would imply I don't like Zoidberg. But I can't pick Zoidberg, because that would imply I don't like ponies! What to do, what to do!

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

I don't like tentacles, sorry Zoidberg.I would date a pony over him.

[FlutterShiny 19]

While it's true that Zoidberg is humanoid, they were always going on about how bad he smelled and that's a dealbreaker for me, so I'd have to go pony. I could always get the Professor to invent a crazy machine to turn me into one . . .

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

 

 

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