Endless story

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So in this game we will each post a sentence (or sentence fragment) which adds up to a story that NEVER ENDS!!!

 

 

Let me begin.

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

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...on a cold winter morning, in the time before the light...

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...there lived a fair maiden, with eyes as blue as the sea...

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One day, she decided to venture into the Everfree forest. Little did she know...

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...that the forest was full of nightmarish creatures that weren't there before.

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So in a desperate attempt to defend herself, she took out a giant banana! 

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And she hit a crow with the giant banana. 

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The crows figure began contorting, shifting into odd positions..

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...Their black feathers, black eyes, and  black wings are now perched atop the cemetery gateing...

Edited January 10, 2014 by Rivendare

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and Derpy suddenly appeared out of no where, flailing her mane around wildly.

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Derpy, perplexed by the crows, decides to call the help of Rainbow Dash

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...who drop-kicks every last one of them before pulling her famous smirk, last used when ogling Daring Do from afar.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere, Pinkie was building her castle... made of candy canes?

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The candy canes were, believe it or not, laced with heroin.

Edited January 12, 2014 by ~Asuka <3~

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Just kidding! Anyway, Pinkie suddenly grew to fifty feet tall for absolutely no reason.

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She rampaged the town, leaving it and ruins and killing every last living being in it

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Luckily, there were no living beings in the town. Anyway, Twilight went to use her magic to restore Pinkie to normal, but before she could, she was suddenly swimming in a giant milkshake.

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Suddenly, rocks fell, but surprisingly no-one died.

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Suddenly, Pinkie found herself in the giant milkshake. Along with Twilight and the other Mane Four. "Hey, why is the building really big too?" asked Dash. Suddenly they realised that the milkshake wasn't giant, rather that they had shrunk. It was the fourth time that week!

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And then there was a Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace.

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That the CMC had started out of plain stupidity. Anyway...

 

"BEING TINY SUCKS!" screamed Dash as the milkshake the miniature Mane Six were in was drunk by...

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A gigantic Winona, who eventually became a great artist by painting...

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Random junk. The Mane Six (still tiny) were mysteriously teleported into Filthy Rich's wallet. They picked up a hundred-Bit note, and ran out of the house.

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Moving swiftly, they didn't watch where they were going, and slammed into a wall, which gave them...

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An unconscious state. They awoke to find themselves inside Diamond Tiara's dollhouse.