Last thing said to you

[RoguesWolfe 192]

Are you getting a contact high?

[Linux Distro 109]

"You are never gonna get married...wow."

 

By my mom, sadly enough. ;-;

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

I told my husband

 

"Thank you for eating brunch with me"

                    - I said. My husband had already eaten breakfast cause he was starving and I had some chores to do. But after my chores I was hungry, he had already finished but he still saved room out of consideration for me, to wait so I could cook up a nice brunch of hashbrowns and eggs, and ate with me while I enjoyed some coffee on the side. (He hates coffee lol)

 

"Your welcome *kiss*

                   - My Husband

[RoguesWolfe 192]

You be making d&d pimps. Ooo

[Wolfstanus 116]

It was a bunch of reverse racism.. I shan't repeat them here. But ill say thats how my day in general went.

[Venomous 18,813]

"Your dad and I are trying to sleep. Turn down the TV".

[Legacy Dash 438]

"I'll be back soon."

 

My dad leaving to go help a friend lift furniture or something.

[TempoVelocity 5]

"See you next week" (I left out some possible racist terms here) 

 

My friend saying goodbye as I leave work. 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

I remember the last thing I said but I think the last thing said to me was, "Oh, was I ignoring you? I wasn't trying, I'm just kind of loopy right now, sorry." 
My sister said, as she was completely involved in her phone while I was trying to talk to her. She went to the hospital today and they gave her some medicine that made her kinda drowsee (freakin played to much pokemon)

[LunaUmbra 108]

"The hell are you looking at?"

 

A friend walking in on me looking up MLP art. Smoking Ponies, specifically.

[Something Floaty 1,333]

"...and stay out! You can't do that in a grocery store, there are children here!" 

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,338]

"Morning"

from my stepfather

[Shanks 10,811]

"Don't go to bed just, the Undertaker is going to be one soon."

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 356]

It was: " I'll be waiting in the car"

[Malinter 3,064]

Make sure you do the pots and walk the dogs.

[PinkiePieJr 122]

"You gonna hand something in for English today?"

 

-father who keeps threatening me for not doing my English.

[DaReaper 1,943]

Bye scott, see you later

 

A manager at a store i was picking up a machine at

[BayoUni2847 528]

"I should eat those honey buns in the cupboard"

 

My dad saying that when we were getting our breakfast. I told him they were individually wrapped so they're not going to get stale lol.

[Midnight and Shira 123]

"Good morning."

 

Wow so deep.

[lardbobobo 1,591]

"CHRISTIAN! GET UP HERE PLEASE!"

 

-Mah mom bossin' me around like the overgrown manchild I am

[Khaoios 1,970]

"Go to the gym" - my old man telling me that, but im too tired and lazy to go.  Where's Rainbow Dash when you need her,

[Venomous 18,813]

"Are you going to feed the dog?"

[Commander Tangent 861]

"I think we are being watched"- My friend in DayZ right before a sniper got him XD

[Serbon div 386]

"SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

 

I was singing the Drina March, and a communist "friend" shouted at me XD

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

Off the game.

 

I swear, my grandma is way too strict about that.