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What does your breath smell like?

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Breath smells like corrosive stomach acid juice when you haven’t eaten anything while Fasting.

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 Mine usually smells like toothpaste or nothing at all. I brush my teeth obsessively so there's seldom much left to leave any disagreeable aroma behind (I hope). :rarity:

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1 hour ago, Dreambiscuit said:

 Mine usually smells like toothpaste or nothing at all. I brush my teeth obsessively so there's seldom much left to leave any disagreeable aroma behind (I hope). :rarity:

I would have thought it smelled like cookies and sweets :wacko: .

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Flowers and ginseng. 

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Breath. And mouthwash.

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My breath smells like pizza. At least that's what I tell myself constantly. 

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Fresh bread, that's about as close as I can describe it.

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Right now?

It smells like Arizona Mucho Mango lel

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I would say kombucha, but kombucha probably smells like vinegar, so vinegar. Thank you. +bows+

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The smell of unsweetened sparkling water with Black Cherry flavor, because that's what I'm drinking.

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I guess it smells alright? I don't really know haven't had any people to run away from me because of it so I guess it's decent 

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Like fresh cut spring flowers spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon. 

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Not to be rude, but why is this a question? Not only is it a strange question in and of itself but it's somewhat personal and a wee bit disgusting. Did you honestly just pull this question out of thin air or just complete morbid curiosity?

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Minty, polar ice gum :bedeyes:

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On 5/28/2018 at 10:40 AM, Denim&Venom said:

Like fresh cut spring flowers spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon. 

That made me cackle... :D

Mine smells like plain seltzer water... is that a smell? Hmmm.

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Sometimes it smells like beer, sometimes marijuana and sometimes like my toothpaste.

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Who would ever ask this?

Probably like a partially digested chocolate donut, considering I'm eating one... :P

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Um...  wet dog.

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No, no, no.  Lemmie try again.  Um... like...imagine if your mom empties the cat's litter box into the kitchen trash bag, and then later your brother comes home piss-ass drunk and pukes, just up-chucks right into the bag, and then your dad throws out some rotten left-over shrimp in the bag.  Pretty much like that.

No, no, no.  Lemmie try again.  Like a cool, misty morning when it just starts to rain, and then the sun peeks out on the freshly dampened ground and makes rainbows.

No, no, no.  Lemmie try again.  Like chocolate covered cotton candy.  ...   ....Contact cement.

On 2/2/2014 at 4:01 PM, ghostfacekiller39 said:

Marshmallow Reproductive Organs.

YES.  LOL!!!  I was trying to think of something like this, with some kind of clever spin, but I'm never gonna be able to top this, so I'm not gonna try.  Oh, sweet Celestia, I miss you, Ghostie.  This old thread takes me back.

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