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Random things you say when ticked off.


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"Are you sh*tting me?!"

 

"Oh! You Mother F*cker!"

 

*FF**CCKK!!!"

 

"Really? Really?"

 

"Aww! Damn it!"

 

(Most of these are examples of things I say while playing Battlefield 4)

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"I've had enough of this." I say firmly as I march towards the door.

"Get back to me when you've gotten over your self-made drama."

And then I leave.

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Usually long strings of swearing that technically make sense but actually don't. Things like (drunken sailor level profanity):

 

 

Goddamn motherfucking cockshitty bitch-ass fucker

 

 

There's no set thing I say, it's basically random. I only do it when people aren't around, though. If there are, usually just a quiet "goddammit" or "shit".

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This should be fun.

 

"Oh fart!" "Dang it.." "Fudge!" "D-d-Derrp..." "Luna's butt!" "Son of Celestia" "Hub weg nuf bla bun uh!"

 

Yeah. That's me! :D

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Okie. :P

 

"Oh you're gonna be a sonofab*tch!"

 

"Oh so that's how it's gonna be. So that's how it's gonna be!"

 

"Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh I'm gonna freakin' ... transform you into a freakin' ... duck!"

 

"Oh you motherf*cking piece of ... f*cking ... jesus christ!"

 

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-DGE!"

 

And a few more. :lol:

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If somebody's seriously angering me, I'll either stop replying or go deep into detail about how they're a rotten person and how much anger they make me feel. If I am to say something random when angered, it'd have to be random key mashing, I generally tend to tell people off or tell them I'm done with them. I'm just so serious, I make people feel awful but- at least it's not easy to make me angry. orz

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If you really want to know:

 

 

*raise middle finger*

 

This is Goddamn motherfucking bitch ass shit!

 

or, alternatively,

 

You're a Goddamn motherfucking bitch ass shithead!

 

 

It kinda has a nice rhythm to it.

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I like to switch out actual profanity for made-up interjections.

 

Like "Ballsacks of destiny!"

 

Or "Billy McBallsacks!"

 

Or "Poopberry sauce cake!"

 

Sometimes I don't even use real words, and just string random sounds together. Like "Blafgen dorshgernoggen!"

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Memes, I used meme sayings when I get pissed.

 

It's kind of funny, but I'm so pissed at the time I can't even laugh at them.

 

Like sometimes I'll use saying like:

 

 

"the x has been doubled!"

 

"Do you think this is some kind of game?"

 

"You don't say?"

 

 

And I'll even use them how they're said and stuff.

 

I don't get super mad that often, but next time I do I'll try to remember what I say. ^^"

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Hey everyone, please remember that the forum excessive vulgarity rules still apply to this thread. We don't mind if you swear a lot off the forum, but if you do we ask that you not bring that here.
 
 

Keep the foul language down. Swearing is not forbidden on MLP Forums, but we kindly ask that you keep it to a minimum. Not only is swearing out of place in the My Little Pony universe, but some fans who visit this site may be much closer to the target age than you and will not enjoy seeing the F-Bomb drop on their screen.

 
With that being said, I think I'll withhold my own exclamations for reasons quoted above. ;)

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"well, look how smart I am."

"Calm your tits. De-stress your breasts. Calm the calamnity that is in your mammaries. Adjust your bust before it combusts."

"Calm down. take a pill. take a s**t."

"F**K! F**K! F**K!"

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
"f**k.... you...."
 

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  • 5 years later...

Hm, that's easy. 

"God f***ing dammit!!"

"*F**k!!!"

"*F**k this."

"F**k that."

*....the f**k is this s**t?!"

"HERE WE GOOOO!"

"UGHHH F**K!!"

:mlp_icwudt:

Or that's more or less me when I'm driving in city traffic. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Hm, that's easy. 

"God f***ing dammit!!"

"*F**k!!!"

"*F**k this."

"F**k that."

*....the f**k is this s**t?!"

"HERE WE GOOOO!"

"UGHHH F**K!!"

:mlp_icwudt:

Or that's more or less me when I'm driving. 

 

that's chlidish :orly:

 

As for me, it's pretty much everything who has "fu*k" in it... but I say it in three different languages because I like to mess with people

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I don't really say too much when I'm mad, I either sit in Silent anger or sometimes I growl.

Though one of my favorite things I've ever said when I was mad, was when I was playing Motorstorm and I yelled at my TV: "Learn to drive, Jerk@ss".

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I already cuss like a sailor, so it's me but 10 times worse. Oh, and I also groan a lot.

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Me: "GAAAAAHHHH! ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THOSE SHITFACES, UGHHH! IF THEY EVER PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT AGAIN... I SWEAR TO GOD... HOW COULD THEY FUCKING PULL THIS CRAP ON ME?"

...

"GAHHH!"

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"Oh for the love of all that is unholy." Other than that, it's loads and loads of barely coherent swearing in either English or Dutch. I can swear in a bunch of other languages but somehow it just lacks impact.

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