First thing you say when you wake up

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 356]

What's the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning?

 

 

 

For me it's:

 

School Days: "Ugh! Oh God, School"

 

Weekends: "Oh! New episode of My Little Pony, Almost forgot!"

 

what about you guys?

[Jammo 986]

I woke up this morning?

Why didn't I die?  

Edited March 3, 2014 by Jammo

[Moonlight 7,279]

"God dammit, this day's going to suck."

 

Not a fan of mornings, to say the least. 

[Discordian 6,013]

I don't really say anything. I think about the dreams I had, if any, or about the fact that I probably have to use the bathroom or get a drink but I usually don't say more than a few sentences a day vocally.

[I used to be a stranger 7,988]

This is literally how I get up like 4 days out of the week.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Awake again huh? Did the world end??? ohh thank Celestia okay time for work

[SnipSnap 432]

Weekdays: "UUUUUGGGggghhhhhh! School?!"

 

Weekends: "YAAAAAAAAA!! TIME TO GO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!!!"

[Celtore 2,769]

Literal answer (performed after shower): "Good morning!"

First internal thoughts immediately after waking up: "Autopilot..."

Edited March 3, 2014 by Celtore

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

Coffee. Usually muttered, and if it is a Monday, it will often be accompanied by cursing.

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

"my breath smells like shit"

[Clockwork Chaos 219]

"ugh! what time is it? EIGHT!? uhhh what lecture do i have today? oh, it's only (X) do i really need to go to this one? ah, fuck it. zzzzzzzz"

[Midnight and Shira 123]

Weekdays: "Oh."

Weekends: "Better."

[Castle Bleck 19,163]

The first thing I say when I wake up in the morning is:

 

[Lagom 204]

I might just groan or sigh heavily, but the first thing I might say sing is a song I'm currently listening nonstop to.

[Khaoios 1,970]

On good days: I open my window as I see NYC and yell.    GOOD MORNING, NEW YORK!!!

 

On bad days, I turn and say.   Turn the goddamn light off.

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

For me its simple as from this

 

"Good morning sweety" to my husband usually first

 

or

 

"Good morning mam mams!" To my pet rats lol

[Fluttershyfan94 5,737]

"Ugh.. No, no, no.." Then more "ugh" sound until I get up.

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

On weekdays, I honestly don't say anything in the morning, since there's no one there to say it to. But I am thinking, "I hope my husband is safe at work; I miss him."....

 

Usually the first things I actually say in the morning is saying, "GOOD MORNING!!" to my cats...who proceed to beg for breakfast.

I'm a morning person, so getting up usually isn't the problem, and I am able to make breakfast, listen to the radio for news, and read a bit before work.

 

On weekends, when my husband is home, uh...there isn't any words...if you know what I mean....

[emilyyyy 6]

For me It's usally
"Can't wait to see how this day plays out"

[Geek0zoid 1,467]

Another day to waste on the forums.

[Mr F 1,520]

"AND..... Another day I will throw away, hooray! "

"GOOD MORNING MOTHERFHACKERS! "

Edited March 9, 2014 by A CrayZ Cat

[Dark Heart 284]

FML.......Here we go again rofl

[Retro*Derpy 3,078]

Is it 5'o clock yet? It must be somewhere...

 

Than I just drag through the rest of my day.

[Felix 1,363]

All I say is "hhhnnggggguuugghh*

[Blaze Bronson 343]

My most used line is probably "Good morning, you made coffee?"

My mornings seem centered around this beverage