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First thing you say when you wake up


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Work days: "OMG... It's already time to get up? Whyyyyy?"

 

Non-work days: "Is it time to get up yet?"

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Weekday: ... is there school... *tries to remember*... yea uh... *turns to Plushie* Morning Fluttershy!

 

Weekend: Well time for ponies.

 

Holiday: Zzzzz... uh... oh it's 12 in the noon.

 

Day after Holiday: Why can't I have one more day.... 

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I mention something about feeling like P. Diddy and having to put my glasses on so I can run out the door and hit the city. All on my way to brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

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Usually nothing at all and I do say something it is usually on the days of my 6AM shifts at work which are usually things like "shit" or "god damn it" and when I finally get to work the stream of expletives continues throughout the day. It is not the early hour because I actually like waking up early because of the extra time it gives me during the day and the fact that I tend to sleep better it is the fact that these shifts are very physically, mentally and emotionally stressful and demanding. I come home so tired sometimes that it literally hurts, my body can barely move and my brain can barely even string together a single coherent thought. 

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Mon: "God dammit it's Monday."

Tues: "Nooooo don't let me gooooo!"

Wed: "Short day… I'm good with that." (school is a half day on Wed)

Thurs: "MUUUUHHHH NOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!"

Fri: "It's Friday, Friday, gettin' down on Friday!"

Sat: "Imma stay up till one in the morning!"

Sun: "Crap, schools tomorrow and I had homework over the weekend…"

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(edited)

"God DAMMIT, the night is too DAMN short when your asleep"

 

Unless I have lucid dream about ponies, then it's AWESOME! :wub:

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"Uhhhh ducks and ... corgis, and ... freakin' ... lizards and stuff"

 

... Okay I'm not entirely sure, but I do remember waking up and saying something like that on multiple occasions. :P No I'm not crazy (BUT MAYBE I AM), I'm just random. :lol: (OR MAYBE I'M JUST INSANE)

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[to the alarm] SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

Alternatively, on days in which no alarm is required: "What the hell time is it?" *looks at clock* "Shit."

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