First thing you say when you wake up

[IronM17 5,145]

Well, I usually say something like "Schnauze", what is a german version for " shut up", (or something heavier) to my alarm. I hate to wake up early. 

[HeavenSunset 1,866]

I would usually sigh and then repeat "think about the coffee" until I get it

[Thuja 3,658]

I usually talk to my cat since she demands to be fed.

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Okay lets go" to the dog before I start the whole tending to the animals.

[EpicEnergy 22,066]

It's usually "I want to go back to bed" or something related to that. I'm not a morning person and I have difficulty sleeping at night, both make my mornings unpleasant.

[Lulaypp 2,554]

I hardly verbally talk in the morning but the first thing that comes out of my mouth this morning (as well as most mornings) I think was something synonymous to a "Tch" tongue- teeth clicky sound. Not sure what does one call that. 

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,542]

I say aw shit here we go again.

[DubWolf 16,593]

“I guess I better get going.”

 

 

Edited October 2, 2019 by WWolf

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

Some variation of, “Mm? Mmrrrgh... yaaaawn!”

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

First thing I verbally say is good morning to whichever one of my family members I live with are awake first lol

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I don’t say anything until I have to . So it could be when I go to class and talk, or when I get food for breakfast, or when I call my boyfriend.

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

*Mom tries to wake me up*

I say "5 more minutes."