10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

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26: Try to shove food into people mouths singing Be Our guest

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27. If the store has a restaurant inside, bust fast food from another restaurant, then go eat it inside the stores restaurant.

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28. Start a game of marco polo. If you do not know anyone named Marco, regular polo will suffice.

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Again since there isn't Walmart in Britain i'll use ASDA (owned by Walmart, close enough)

 

29. Go to the meat section look at a chiken and yell "<insert chicken name>(Scootaloo as an example) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" whilst waving your fists in the air. 

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30. Get a goldfish in a bag, as one you would win at a carnival, go to the pet department and try to sell them the fish.

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31. Stare at people buying any type of meat like they're fat.

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32. Go through the aisles singing the Weird Al song "Fat".

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33.  Walk through the store pretending to have a dog on a leash, talking and pretending there is an invisible dog next to you.

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34. Step 1: Locate bicycles. Step 2: Locate pool noodles. Step 3: Jousting tournament.

Edited March 26, 2014 by Frith is Magick

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35.  Go to the produce section, look for something you can buy by the pound or by weight, and by a ridiculously small amount.  Such as 10 beans or one banana.

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36. Look at a rack of trousers and say "Now which ones mine, my wallets in there somewhere?"

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37. Go into the electronics section and yell "The Power Levels Are Over 9000!!!"

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38. (this one requires a friend) splash a red liquid all over the floor then get your friend to lie in the red liquid holding a knife to his chest and playing dead, then when someone comes to that section say "serves you right" then both get up and run off.

39. grab some pillows and a blanket, clear a shelf and pretend to sleep on said shelf.

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#39. Play Caramelldansen on the intercom and make everyone dance.

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40. do this:

 

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41. Get on the intercom system and say "Attention customers, but will the owner of the [pick a color] car please come to the front.  Your car is on fire."

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#42. Recite Vogon poetry over the intercom

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43. Go up to an associate and ask them why it's called Wal-mart if they don't sell any wall.

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44. Put on a white morph suit and replace a mannequin. 

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45. lie on the floor and pretend to be a fish (done this once!!!)

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46. Dress up in a costume that looks like the old Wal-mart Rollback mascot (the smiley face) and stand outside with a sign that says "Please give me my job back."

Edited March 27, 2014 by gameangel147

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47. Make up a random item name and ask new workers if they have it.

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48. Walk up to every woman you see and ask "Are you my mommy?"

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48.5

 

Wear the Gas Mask whilst doing so.

 

49.

 

Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 1 minute intervals

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50. Turn up the volume to high on all the televisions and radios you have access to.