10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

 

 

Wear the Gas Mask whilst doing so

 

Idea!

51. Walk in wearing lederhosen and a gas mask, and nothing else.

[gameangel147 5,915]

52. Find an employee and talk to them in a foreign language, one they probably don't know.  And only talk to them, following them around and just asking them questions they can't understand.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

53. Demand to be helped in French (this only works in Canada), and when they can't, rage in English.

[DigitalRocket 185]

49.5 while on the highest volume

 

54 buy all the crips (chips if you're american) so that nobody else gets them

[Gay Bird 420]

41. 55. find an intercom thing and say "This market is now under the control of the US military do not exit the building or we will shoot."

Edited March 28, 2014 by DudeGuy676

[GhostPony750 958]

56: Halloween: Go in the costume alley, put on a kid costume (obviously too small for you), and run everywhere.

 

57: Go in the pink alley, grab a bunch of toys and run in the store throwing toys at people.

[PsychedelicPony 440]

58: Go to the ice cream section during a busy day, take out ice cream and use a spoon you brought and sit in the middle of aisle crying while eating ice cream.

[Sharpshot 1]

59. Say hello to everyone in the store wearing a Salmon suit.

[Onylex 2,836]

Randomly replace objects in people's shopping carts.

Iv actually done that before xD

 

OT:

Wait till black friday>

Go to the toy section>

Find little toy banjo>

Get in the line for half off 50inch flat screens >

Play it and sing internet songs till somebody is tempted to hit you.

 

^ this is something that has actually happened. xD

Edited March 29, 2014 by Onylex

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

61: Post a sign in the bathroom that reads "Employee handwashing goal:10%. We can do it!"

[gameangel147 5,915]

62. Find an employee and ask them if they sell a product you know they do sell, such as "Excuse me, but do you sell toys here?"  When they say they do, in a disappointed tone say "Too bad," turn around and walk away.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

63. run in, grab some canned food and a weapon, go to the intercom and yell "ZOMBIES!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

proceed to see how many people believe you

[gameangel147 5,915]

64. Go to a dressing room and tape a note to the mirror that reads "That shirt makes you look fabulous!"

[Onylex 2,836]

Iv actually done that before xD

 

OT:

Wait till black friday>

Go to the toy section>

Find little toy banjo>

Get in the line for half off 50inch flat screens >

Play it and sing internet songs till somebody is tempted to hit you.

 

^ this is something that has actually happened. xD

 

I really wasn't joking when I said this actually happened. ^ 

 

If you do not believe me, here is a link to the video of it actually happening. -----> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=284900801630897&set=vb.100003329395658&type=3

note: I am not the one playing the toy banjo, it was a friend; I was recording it though. 

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

65. Spill a thousand marbles on the floor and watch people trip

[Virgil 685]

66. Ask where the Kosher ham is.

[gameangel147 5,915]

67. Go to the section where they sell fish and ask a nearby employee if they have any "Rock Lobster."

 

(It's the title of a song by the B-52's for those who don't get the reference.  )

[Adorkable 2,737]

Shopping cart races down the fruit section. xD

[gameangel147 5,915]

69. Get into a cart's basket (the part you put food in, not the part for toddlers) and shop around the store without getting out of the basket.

[TheChosenPony 278]

70. Make (large) statues out of bananas

Edited March 31, 2014 by TheChosenPony

[gameangel147 5,915]

71. Use a marker to change prices on price tags.

[TheChosenPony 278]

72. Find a way to make this song play on all and any devices you can find in the electronics center

 

[gameangel147 5,915]

73. Walk in the store with a folding chair and snacks, then go to the electronics section and sit down in front of the televisions and watch.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

74. Get a projector and connect it to a computer. Then project it everywhere. Then, sing iNsAnItY with Cleverbot!

 

75. Get a CRAZYLOUD speaker and a laptop then connect the speaker to the laptop then play Death Waltz!

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

76. Redistribute strobe lights and speakers around the store (and fog machines, if available). Rave time suckas.