10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[Virgil 685]

77. Ask the person in the electronics section where I can find a copy of "Frozen" on VHS.

[gameangel147 5,915]

78. Send out a mass text to random people "Meet at Wal-mart wearing suit and fedora.  Best dressed wins $100."

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

79. Get a few job application forms from the nearest competitor and distribute them to the employees. If that doesn't pan out, leave them lying around when nobody is looking. 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

80. Have a sword fight with some baguettes

[Virgil 685]

81. Reenact The Battle of Hastings with Nerf weapons.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

82. start a food fight

[Bitrates 108]

Turn random merchandise upside down or move to random spots, then watch as people are confused why a lamp is in the food section.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

84. Union flyers. Union flyers everywhere.

[gameangel147 5,915]

85. Wear a blue shirt, stand at the entrance pretending to be a greeter and greet everyone coming in by saying "Sorry, we're open."  Then tell everyone leaving "Thank you for leaving."

[Virgil 685]

86. Plant a Spanish Flag and say, "I claim this land for Spain!"

[Scootalove 10,684]

Riding in a shopping cart inside of Walmart.

[gameangel147 5,915]

88. Barricade parts of the parking lot at night using shopping carts.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

89. Make your way about in the following fashion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs9It4GmmQ8

 

Just be sure to practice your apology dance

[gameangel147 5,915]

90. Hand out fake Wal-mart gift certificates.

[Virgil 685]

91. Recite Poems over the intercom about rocks.

[gameangel147 5,915]

92. Glue googly eyes to random items all over the store.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

93. Step 1: Find video cameras. Step 2: Set them in fitting rooms (not on, ya pervs). Step 4.5(optional): Put up signs saying "smile, you're on camera." Step 3: Sit back and enjoy the reactions.

[gameangel147 5,915]

94.  Walk around the store in front of the security cameras, acting suspiciously such as stopping a lot, looking around, looking over your shoulder and shifting nervously.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

95. steal something worth less than £1/$2

[Corn Knight 26]

96. Drop buttons everywhere you walk and if the manager asks run away.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

97. Walk in wearing a black hoodie (hood up), sunglasses, black gloves, and carrying a backpack with a cheap calculator taped to a suspicious looking device inside. Acting suspiciously, in clear view of the security cameras, take the backpack off, punch random buttons on the calculator, and walk out, leaving the bag behind and continuing to act suspiciously. 

[gameangel147 5,915]

98. Buy a tent and camping supplies, but instead of leaving the store, go to a corner of the store and set up camp.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

99. Find a way to hack into the T.V. section and show the Uncle Dolan picture with the song You Got Trolled

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

Pretend to be blind, and constantly bump into people and knock things over. (Not to be mean to blind people, I know that they're not always that clumsy)

[DubWolf 16,573]

Poop.