T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Proton 564]

False, I'm only the pony after you.

 

TPAM likes Skyrim.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

False, I don't like Skyrim, I LOVE Skyrim!

 

 

TPAM has an addiction to video games.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Eh, I used to play them a lot, nowadays it's more of me getting on the Internet with my free time.

 

TPAM wishes they could drive a motorcycle.

[fimdash 1,195]

Eh, not really. They seem like a lot of fun to ride, but it's not my thing I guess.

 

TPAM used to wonder what friendship could be

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

True

 

TPAM is a fan of the stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Who?

 

TPAM knows who Mike Birbiglia. is and is willing to tell me.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I know, but I aint sayin nuthin.

 

TPAM knows how to keep a secret as well!

[Sparkle Speed 87]

As well as a actual well!

 

Waffles make me happy!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

So like... are you saying that I'm a waffle? I'm lost...

 

TPAM is a waffle too!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

False.

 

TPAM doesn't feel like puking right now.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Nope. Thats a pretty safe bet to make.

 

TPAM isn't trusted to possess dynamite...and for good reasons too.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Pretty much, although I have some anyway...

 

 

TPAM wants me to blow something up. Happy to oblige!

[FruitRiver 355]

Nahh....Maybe a huge water balloon, other then that nahh...

 

TPAM hates milkshakes.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Whaaaaaat?  FALSE!

 

If TPAM was presented with the chance to be transported to Equestria, but had to leave right away without packing or saying "goodbye" to anyone, and would never be able to return to our world, they would choose to go.

Edited August 30, 2013 by Shawn Parks

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Hell yeah! This world sucks!

 

TPAM agrees with my above statement.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Heck yes!

 

I hate this world!

 

TPAM also hates this world

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I don't hate this world...My girlfriend lives in this world. and besides this is where I keep all my stuff.

 

TPAM is going to work today, and needs coffee.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I don't have a job yet, and I try to stay away from coffee. It makes my stomach go squiffy.

 

 

 

TPAM reticulates splines for a living.

[fimdash 1,195]

Nope, I don't do anything for a living. I'm not at that part of life yet

 

TPAM is currently chewing gum

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

Not really, but I´d like some right now x3

 

TPAM loves to dance

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM has a scrunchy vibrating pony for an avatar.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

No, but I am an apple.

 

TPAM is a fruit.

Edited August 30, 2013 by Questioner

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Nope. Just ask any lion, I am a walking hunk of meat.

 

TPAM is gonna fire up the barbie this weekend and grill up some steaks.

[HunterScars 505]

fuck yeah back yard BBQ with some T bone streaks or rib eye fillets steaks 

 

TPAM is getting hungry from the though of cooking steak 

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

False, I don't eat steak. So that means I am getting hungry from it

 

TPAM is has a girlfriend or boyfriend