T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Guest]

True! Alcohol or being drunk has never sounded like an appealing idea to me.

TPAM has at least two Pokemon plushies.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Nope...not a fan of Pokemon. Yes, I know--sacrilege! 

TPAM is unnaturally obsessed with bananas.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I haven't eaten a banana in years.

TPAM has beaten Mario 3.

[MilkTea 283]

I barely play video games : P

TPAM has never been outside of their country.

[IronM17 5,145]

No, I was in France, Italy, Switzerland, Belgium and the Netherlands.

TPAM was never in South America.

[Sonata Jets 80]

Yep, I've never been

TPAM watches Brooklyn 99?

[Earl Grey Ghost 444]

Never even heard of it.

TPAM loves to read!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Eh, I'm so-so on the subject. 

TPAM works on Sundays! 

[Floofie 799]

I don't have a job, so nope.

TPAM likes peanut butter.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I like peanuts and I like butter. Peanut butter, never tried. But I'm sure I'd like that too. (Do I sound a little Pinkie-ish?)

TPAM has a crush on Rainbow Dash

[Floofie 799]

Nah. I think she's cool, though.

TPAM ships PinkieDash.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Just a teensy tiny bit, I'm more Twidash.  

TPAM is going to watch or wants to watch the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.  

[Luna's Admirer 944]

No idea what's that is.

TPAM likes to read light romantics fics involving ponies and humans

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Nope.

TPAM is a cereal killer.

[Floofie 799]

I show no mercy to boxes of Honey Bunches of Oats.

TPAM dips fries in ketchup instead of squirting the ketchup bottle all over the fries.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Nah, I just skip the ketchup as a whole.

TPAM has had a kiwi before.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Nah, but a couple of chickens.

TPAM likes to play adventure rpgs

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Does Kingdom Hearts or Bloodborne count?

TPAM has worn a laundry basket over their head before.

[Guest]

Very true - I've pretended to be a turtle while wearing a laundry basket over my back too. 

TPAM has ran with scissors.

[Nature Tune 8,391]

On 5/19/2018 at 2:46 PM, Jaspers said:

Very true - I've pretended to be a turtle while wearing a laundry basket over my back too. 

TPAM has ran with scissors.

I may have when I was younger- I don’t remember.

TPAM likes noodles.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I love noddles. 

TPAM is an introvert (no offense intended)

Edited May 20, 2018 by An Admirer

[Flow 1,619]

Correct

TPAM likes pie.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I like pie. More specifically sweet potato pie.

TPAM thinks Pinkie Pie is annoying.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, An Admirer said:

I like pie. More specifically sweet potato pie.

TPAM thinks Pinkie Pie is annoying.

Yes!

 

TPAM has 2 or more waifus/husbandos~

[Methuselah 291]

I guess I technically do. I'm married to Zecora on a forum I don't post on anymore (and hardly ever did) and I'm married to Derpy on another forum (a forum I hardly post on anymore).

 

TPAM watched My Little Pony in the 90s.