T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[IronM17 5,145]

no, I can not dance.

TPAM made his own movies. 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Nope

 

TPAM makes things "steampunk" by sticking gears on things

[IronM17 5,145]

nope

TPAM writes a book. 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Nope

TPAM can play a musical instrument

Edited August 6, 2019 by Dawnchaser

[IronM17 5,145]

no, sadly

TPAM is interested in fashion.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

*snorts* Nah

 

TPAM likes cheese

[IronM17 5,145]

depends on the cheese.

TPAM is a great cook. 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

I don't l know about "great", competant, yes.

 

TPAM prefers Pepsi Max to Coke Zero

Edited August 6, 2019 by Dawnchaser

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

If I drank diet soda, yeah. I hate basically everything Coke.

TPAM loves Mountain Dew.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

If its in a can like this

or is made with sugar, yes
(used to get this off the USAF bases in the early 90's)

 

TPAM collects shells

[IronM17 5,145]

Yes

TPAM has visited all continents except antarctica. 

[Xe__or 4,376]

FALSE

 

TPAM visited North Africa

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Nope
 

TPAM has stood in two or more oceans

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

no....

TPAM is drunk

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Nope

 

TPAM collects frogs

 

[IronM17 5,145]

Nope

TPAM has currently winter. 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Nope

TPAM is American

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

YES *cue bald eagle screech and fireworks*

TPAM is chinese 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Nope. I'm a not entirely proud American.

 

TPAM isn't very patriotic.

[IronM17 5,145]

not really

TPAM was never in New York City. 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Nope never been there

TPAM is a proud American 

[TBD 17,228]

not really

but...

TPAM likes all-american hamburger. 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Put some provolone and bacon on it and i'll love it even more.

 

TPAM loves chilli dogs. (and yes, that's how we write the word chilli in Illinois.  )

[Here No Longer 5,270]

23 minutes ago, Lightning said:

Put some provolone and bacon on it and i'll love it even more.

 

TPAM loves chilli dogs. (and yes, that's how we write the word chilli in Illinois.  )

Too many l's

 

Really depends on the chili.

Also, this is 100% obligatory:

 

TPAM likes corn dogs.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

YE

TPAM likes....Pepsi