Your favorite pony beats you up!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

And that is the problem with text communications. You can not convey the tone of voice.

I read the whole post, I just put the *notices lol just kidding* there for dramatic effect. I pretended to not notice the troll face also for dramatic effect.

And quite a few people would refuse consensual from a pony..... Me not being among them of course.

All so true.

 

I would only refuse if that pony was drunk.

 

Cause it's not right to take advantage of them when they're drunk.

 

(Also,I'm gonna go ahead and stop talking about this.

Cause we're going into NSFW territory.  )

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Haha, I saw ghostfacekiller39 would kiss Rarity. :D

 

If Twilight or Pinkie beat me up, I would yell loudly "Wait! Stop! What are you doing?!" Pinkie would probably falter, seeing how crestfallen I was XD. I dunno if Twiley would; she gets pretty insane sometimes...

[Adorkable 2,737]

Tickle time for Twilight Sparkle! ^^ <3

[LittleRawr 679]

If Twilight started beating me up, I would try to talk it out.

 

If that doesn't work, run the hell away as fast as I can 

[Zhortac 1,474]

Can't really retaliate against Pinkie...you'd have better luck trying to choke out DIscord.

 

Twilight, I would seriously question, maybe even restrain and wonder what the hell. As for Applejack...she can take it, choke slam!

[Adachi 772]

If AJ or Big Mac beat me up, I would probably be in the hospital for a week. Eeyup.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Can't really retaliate against Pinkie...you'd have better luck trying to choke out DIscord.

 

Twilight, I would seriously question, maybe even restrain and wonder what the hell. As for Applejack...she can take it, choke slam!

Pinkie's Frik'n powerful.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Remind her about the hooficure she probably just had.  Beating me up can't be good for that.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Remind her about the hooficure she probably just had.  Beating me up can't be good for that.

I wouldn't think fighting is Rarity's thing.

[Khaoios 1,970]

If my waifu, Spitfire, beats me up, then i'd most likely kiss her.......................Ambush Kiss, if im not mistaken,

Edited March 31, 2014 by Prometheus

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Rarity?!

 

Well, seeing as the gentleman and kind person that I am, I would try to avoid any more conflict by asking what's wrong.

 

Hopefully, she'll comply, and I'll thank and apologize for any confusion. 

[silvadel 1,393]

It was entirely worth it.

[Noire Panzer 3,526]

Well considering Pinkie Pie and her 4th wall breaking powers... she would probably end up killing me with some sort of smile hd shenanigans. Considering my chances I would just flat out bear hug her.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Well considering Pinkie Pie and her 4th wall breaking powers... she would probably end up killing me with some sort of smile hd shenanigans. Considering my chances I would just flat out bear hug her.

Pinkie Pie is quite rambunctious though.

She's like squeeze ya to death!

[Tetrakemy 221]

Trixie beats you up you deserve it! i kiss and make up!

[Discordian 6,015]

Not sure if tsundere or just angry.

[StormBolt24 117]

Resolve the fighting with peace talk and friendship! ((or at least try)) and crying at the sametime. I THOUGH YOU PONIES WERE FREAKING PEACEFUL! D;

[Discordian 6,015]

Resolve the fighting with peace talk and friendship! ((or at least try)) and crying at the sametime. I THOUGH YOU PONIES WERE FREAKING PEACEFUL! D;

 

This doesn't exactly scream "peaceful".

 

Peace-loving but rile them up for whatever reason and get ready to get your ass kicked.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Discordian

[StormBolt24 117]

 

This doesn't exactly scream "peaceful".

 

Peace-loving but rile them up for whatever reason and get ready to get your ass kicked.

Hey, at least I answered something right? I just forgot term "Peace-loving" and hey: I AM TRYING to make friendship with them. Look into it.

Edited April 1, 2014 by StormBolt24

[XxConfusedUnicornxX 834]

I don't think Rarity has the guts to ruin her beautiful manicured hooves

[StormBolt24 117]

Yo if you are asking about "favorite pony beats you up" remember that I said I don't have any personal favorite, but that they all are my favs? So it would mean that freaking mane 6 plus few others would end up beating me up. Look into it, I would cry my eyes out

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

 

 

I imagine I'd try one of Johnny Bravo's lines.

 

 

That was so hilarious xD!! 

 

Lol cheerilee beating me up o.O that'd be scary actually  

 

 

It'd be a muffin war and then I'd give a bear hug probably. 

[yeet 2,027]

Since I cant think of why fluttershy would beat anyone up, I'm just gonna go with next on my list.

If rainbow dash beat me up it would hurt a lot, and i must have done something to one of her friends or something. After she beats me up I would stand up and kiss her, and then say, "you taste like skittles." And then we would both laugh and get into a relationship and get married and live happily forever.

[joecal97 340]

As much as I love dashie, if she fights me, I'll fight back (not to cause pain, more like to restrain her)

If I succeed, tickles or hugs or kisses will probably resolve the situation

[Jadusstone 52]

give derpy her muffin back....