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Your mom is so fat I took a picture of her on Christmas and it's STILL printing.

 

That's all I got. I haven't slept in a couple days so my creativity has gone dry.

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I always felt TF2 had some of the best insults EVER

If a "Spy" kills a "Scout" (Scout is a very fast character, low HP, but can avoid attacks like no tomorrow. Spy disguises and tricks opponents. literally stabbing them in the back with a knife when the opportunity arises.) If a Spy should Kill a scout, one of the following is said:

 

*NOTE: Spy speaks with a french accent. Scout with a Boston/American Accent

 

"Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin."

"Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?"

"May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'"

"Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up."

"So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people."

 

Or if a Scout kills a Spy, he says this: (or more)

 

 

"Disguise dat!"

"Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, huh?"

"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."

"Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? (buzzer imitation) Sorry, time's up, you're dead."

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Me and my group of friends can be considered abusive towards each other. Especially towards some in particular since they are pathetic and take it well. This is something that happens all the time at school. When my friend Mason isn't looking I'll sneak up behind him and literally kick his ass. Often our  teacher is close by and will say no kicking. I always reply with, "But it's Mason." Because in many respect she's only could to beat or pick on. He replies by laughing with a hint of pain and shrugging it off.

 

Another one directed to our friend Mack since he complains all the time and gets pissed easily is (I apologize to all the ladies out there) "Mack, are you ever off your period?)

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"Anderson, please stop talking, you lower the IQ of everyone on the street."

"Stop inflicting your opinions on the world."

"Dear god, what is it like in your funny little brains? Must be so boring."

“I dislike being outnumbered, It makes for too much stupid in the room.”

"For the sake of the law and order I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship."

 

...in other words, pretty much all of Sherlock's insults.

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[This post is hidden. No offense to anyone, but I am no longer part of the community and no longer wish to be an (active) part of the forums. I treasure the friendships I made along the way. Thank you!]

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Your mom is so fat I took a picture of her on Christmas and it's STILL printing.

Omg that was epic! xD

 

Your mother is so fat that she falls on both sides of the bed.

 

I'm surrounded by people with an IQ below the temperature of the room.

 

These were the best I knew.

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  • 3 years later...
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Tony Montana: Hey Frank,You a piece of shit

Frank Lopez: Tony,what are ya talking about?

Tony Montana: you know what i'm talkin about, you F***ing Cockroach.

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If I wanted to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

I'm tired of moderating my educated vocabulary for your uneducated ears.

 I could go on.

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when my father would be mad at someone and wanted to insult them but couldn't use any serious insults because we were around, he wuold always say "I hope you get a never ending itch in a place where you can't scratch!" and I think that's pretty good ^^ 

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