Favorite Guilty Treat?

[Nine 707]

Scorpions taste kind of like Lobster. Spiders, Scorpions, Crabs, and Lobsters are all semi-closely related and taste similar.

I'd rather die than eat a spider, given the choice.

 

I don't like that kind of seafood anyway ..

[White Lie 67]

creme or jelly filled donuts.

coconut delight cookies.

take 5s.

yoohoos.

my pregnancy has amplified my fatty food intake by at least a thousand.

[Bitrates 108]

Okay since I have a thing where I get something sweet and immediately crave something either Salty or Spicy, I go and buy Twinkies or I bake some cupcakes, then I grab some Jalapeno and Chedder Doritos then I sit on my bed watching TV and eating a twinkie then some chips, then a twinkie until my fatness is sated 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I'd rather die than eat a spider, given the choice.

 

I don't like that kind of seafood anyway ..

But the best part is when they try to crawl back out your throat.

[Adorkable 2,737]

I like to eat those chocolate turnovers from Arby's. I work there, so I usually get to bring a lot home. ^^

[Nine 707]

But the best part is when they try to crawl back out your throat.

I can't tell you how unfunny I think that is without belaboring the point. So use your imagination while I try to gouge mine out.

Thanks, for that.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

yeah alright but even then God still designed us with a psychological need to maximize intake of calories that is typically detrimental in these modern times

I like how you took time to plug your religious views into a topic about what you like to shove into your face in your spare time. Please take a moment to contemplate that in the corner of shame.

[Rockymoo 2,136]

yeah alright but even then God still designed us with a psychological need to maximize intake of calories that is typically detrimental in these modern times

Actually, if you've read Trixodus 4:23, God invented the Calorie-Cruncher 4200, with amazing results. That's why everyone in biblical times was so in-shape. Unfortunately, the schematics were eventually lost in history, so we'll never be able to experience such a blessing ever again.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ponies, of course.

God, I love them candy-colored equines.

 

Hmm..I think that's it, really.

[CT-1138 3,180]

Brownies are a godly treat! The greatest dessert ever devised by mankind.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

I like how you took time to plug your religious views into a topic about what you like to shove into your face in your spare time. Please take a moment to contemplate that in the corner of shame.

 

yo bitch I was talking to some other guy who said he believed in god

 

context

 

it saves lives and time

 

Actually, if you've read Trixodus 4:23, God invented the Calorie-Cruncher 4200, with amazing results. That's why everyone in biblical times was so in-shape. Unfortunately, the schematics were eventually lost in history, so we'll never be able to experience such a blessing ever again.

 

i swear i read this in a tabloid once

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ho!

Shots fired. Officer needs back up.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Actually, if you've read Trixodus 4:23, God invented the Calorie-Cruncher 4200, with amazing results. That's why everyone in biblical times was so in-shape. Unfortunately, the schematics were eventually lost in history, so we'll never be able to experience such a blessing ever again.

It's an ancient lost mystery.

[Zhortac 1,473]

 

RED ALERT! ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!!!

[Rainboom Dash 1,055]

For me, anything that's sweet.

[ravensilvertail 34]

I like Sushi, carrot cake, Sweet potato pie, pumpkin pie, triple chocolate brownies covered in mashed taters. And last but not least, Girl Scout cookies.

[Colorful Respawn 399]

Air Head Xtremes sweet and sour candy. a.k.a Gay Bacon Stripes.

[Envy 5,998]

Chocolate. Sometimes it gives me headaches, and considering how many of those I have, that's not a risk I should ever be taking... But it's soooo good... too good. I broke down and bought a package of chocolates a couple of week ago. And started eating them at each work break. Lol. Awful, I know, but as I said... It's just too good. >.<

[daviddaviddavid 772]

Prinsesstårta. Basically the best cake mankind has ever created. Sadly it's unhealthy or else I'd eat it all the damn time.

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[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Queen Anne chocolate covered cherries 

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

Poutine. The most delicious and greasy food on Earth. Its price is what makes me feel guilty about buying it though. 

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I like to make myself a nice frozen pizza. I’m not supposed to because the doc says it isn’t good for my ticker, but on those certain occasions when I’m not in the mood to give a dang, I love to nom down a nice Totino’s or Jack’s thin crust.  

[Oblivion 20,265]

Eating a whole tub, of chocolate ice cream! (im such a woman LOL)

[Clawdeen 12,109]

It’s not really food but this is the time of year I often pay for an over priced Pumpkin Spice Latte at Starbucks.

Then when winter hits it becomes the time of year I often pay for an over priced Peppermint Mocha at Starbucks.

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,358]

Oreo, the flavors available are countless