Suddenly your favorite pony falls on you.

[DND 2,354]

God diggity damn that Luna horse hurts...

 

Never mind! She's so beautiful~   *eats astral horse hair out of curiosity*

 

[arkman575 312]

Well if Luna landed on me, I would be parsley crushed (not to say she's fat, but she is an alacorn and I'm a human.) After recovering from bashing my scull on the ground, I would most likely say,

 

"What the bloody he....

 

*Sees luna*

 

"...eeello... P-princess."

And if all goes well (when does anything go well?), I would probably ask her if she would kindly get off my bused rib cage and see if she would accept my offer her to a quick bite.

[Wind Chaser 4,767]

Give Dashie four new horseshoes and two buckets of oats, and get her back out there in 15 seconds!

Edited April 5, 2014 by WindChaserPegasus

[Stormbringer 346]

I'd scream in joy, hug Pinkie, then cuddle her 24/7.

[Sigma 768]

(If I was my pony-sona in Equestria, because all of the technical actions I would take in I was a human and/or in the real world would bore you.)

 

If me and Maud Pie collided and she fell on top of me, I'd imagine she's be as heavy as a rock. (Da-dun, tss.)

 

Anyway, I'd say something like "Get off of me, I can't breathe..." I'd then interest her with a conversation about rocks. More importantly, the Devil's Tower; which is basically a naturally forming structure where the magma in a volcano cooled, made igneous rock, and then the sedimentary rock around the igneous rock wore away, creating a pillar-like structure:

 

Edited April 7, 2014 by Asterisk Propernoun

[Khaoios 1,970]

Well, if my waifu, Spitfire fell on me and she began flushing.  Most likely i'd blush as well. 

 

[Tetrakemy 221]

If my favorite pony fell on me I would DIE

 

Because the avarage weight of a pony is 700 pounds and 700 pounds + my skinny yet flexable frame = DEATH

[Scootalove 10,684]

I would be shocked, but yet... I'm in love.

 

[Adorkable 2,737]

"So Twilight Sparkle, did it hurt?"

 

"What, the fall?"

 

"No, when you fell from Heaven."

 

*Hugs*

 

 

[Tasuni 48]

I would probably just stare at vinyl then random dubstep will turn on and then my hair just got all crazy and I started yelling "DROP THE F*CKING BASS" then explosions and everyone dies the end.

[silvadel 1,393]

Fluttershy fans have the advantage in that if she did hurt you, she would be so very inclined to help out, it would make your head spin.

[Oblivion 20,265]

*Squee* "Bear hugs Dashie and kisses her on the cheek" Dashie becomes VERY creeped out, bucks me in the face and flies off in a flash!

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

*Squee* "Bear hugs Dashie and kisses her on the cheek" Dashie becomes VERY creeped out, bucks me in the face and flies off in a flash!

It would be so worth it.

100%

[OceanSapphire 227]

Kiss Fluttershy and ask her to be my gf

[Gay Bird 420]

Eww get out of my bed pony generator.

 

Wait how the-

 

I posted this in the wrong thread.

Edited April 7, 2014 by DudeGuy676

[Torrent505 370]

Well Fluttershy and I would probably start by blindly apologizing profusely to each other and asking if the other was okay before we realized the situation: me physically interacting with what I know to be a cartoon and her suddenly meeting a new and potentially dangerous creature. We'd probably disentangle very quickly and separate, after gathering courage I'd try introducing myself and see how it went from there... Given that' it's Fluttershy she'd either be completely unable to talk to me or bowl me over with excitement of meeting a new friendly talking creature. I would hope for the second

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Hug Rainbow Dash tight until she agrees to give me a kiss.

What?

You think that's weird?

Look at the past replies.

Edited April 7, 2014 by Psyco Dash

[NovaCameron 13]

Lots of awkwardness between me and Twi that's for sure. And then I'd show her this world and try to get her back to Equestria. Cause ponies don't belong here.

[SveciaDash 364]

I would be crushed and having internal bleedings of happiness?

[Arctic Night 884]

I would die from being crushed. But at least I'd have the honor of being killed by Twilight!

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

I'd hug Rainbow Dash tightly, then get up and see what else there is to do. 

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

I'd tickle rainbow dash till she peed.

[DarkSun493 51]

I think I'd stop taking drugs...or take more. I'm not quite sure which.

"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality." So is a false reality of a pony being real better than the stark reality of their absence?

[Moonlight Magician 494]

My reaction in a nutshell: ---->

[~Silver Essence~ 2,621]

Rarity?!?!

 

 

I would snuggle and hug her like mad when I see her!

But afterwards apologize for the mishap as I do love her, metaphorically speaking that is.