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So I was watching TV and there was this add for some kind of lawnmowing company and you know what their slogan was?

 

"We make Tall Grass Short!"

 

*sigh*

 

Yeah. Points for creativity there, guys.

 

 

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"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP"

Oh yeah, those life support thingies? "OH NOES. I CANT GET UP! NUUUUUUU"

 

"Nothing compliments a woman better than a firm slap on the ass."

 

 

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The Nintendo DS

 

"Touching is good"

o_O x2

 

That's not normal.

 

OH GOD

 

THE IMAGES


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I don't know about slogans, but as far as product names, the Wii has always baffled me. Yes, I know that in Japan it does not evoke the same reaction, but they don't have a single English-speaking person on their board of directors or the creation/advertising team? Not one person who could stop and say, "Uh, guys, you know, in English-speaking countries, which are a huge percentage of our market, this name is going to be the butt of a lot of juvenile jokes. And given that the controller makes you look like you're masturbating unless it is in full view, maybe we should think about naming it something else?" 

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That slogan is kind of ingenious in a weird way.

 

It is a weird combination of succinctness and stupid that makes it nearly impossible to forget.

 

After hearing it would be pretty hard to not think of them immediately after looking out at your yard and thinking "the grass is too tall".

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"I GOT THAT SWAG, BABY, SWAG"

From Daddy's Girl, a horrible clothing website for stuck up preteen girls.

 

It also shouts "YEAH, DADDY'S MONEY".


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I don't know about slogans, but as far as product names, the Wii has always baffled me. Yes, I know that in Japan it does not evoke the same reaction, but they don't have a single English-speaking person on their board of directors or the creation/advertising team? Not one person who could stop and say, "Uh, guys, you know, in English-speaking countries, which are a huge percentage of our market, this name is going to be the butt of a lot of juvenile jokes. And given that the controller makes you look like you're masturbating unless it is in full view, maybe we should think about naming it something else?"

Japanese advertising is actually obsessed with including English to give a more worldly feel to things. 'Wii' is also not actually a Japanese word, it would in fact be nearly impossible to spell with their syllabary.

 

As such, my guess is that it is actually an intentionally misspelled version of the English word "we" to evoke a sense of togetherness and socializing.


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Japanese advertising is actually obsessed with including English to give a more worldly feel to things. 'Wii' is also not actually a Japanese word, it would in fact be nearly impossible to spell with their syllabary.

 

As such, my guess is that it is actually an intentionally misspelled version of the English word "we" to evoke a sense of togetherness and socializing.

 

I know it's not a Japanese word, all I'm saying is that you would think at least one person in the entire process from idea to implementation would stop and think about it at some point. 


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Do I really need to say anything about this?

Wow...

 

Apparently all the other phones were meant to be sold to chimpanzees or something.


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HeadOn's headline, "Apply directly to the forehead," was also a slogan. Of course, it wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't reiterate it to the point of ad nauseum!

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HeadOn's headline, "Apply directly to the forehead," was also a slogan. Of course, it wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't reiterate it to the point of ad nauseum!

 

HEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEAD!

 

That wasn't catchy to you? 


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There was one that was used by a condom delivery company, it said:

"We'll come before you do!"

Really guys? :P

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"we buy and sell cars" for a car dealership. I could have sworn they specialized in air conditioners, but good thing they got that slogan otherwise I would have been lead astray.


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In my metro area. (Market area? Whatever) There is a car dealership with a slogan I have HATED for years. It makes no sense!

 

"Is Barberas on the Boulevard the best? Boy I guess."

 

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