Worst slogans you've ever seen

[Guest90210 3,566]

"It's not for women" by Dr. Pepper 10. Really? Do they really think we're this stupid?

Edited April 4, 2014 by Rivendare

[Noire Panzer 3,526]

Fox New's "Fair and Balanced".... I have something to say to that

 

[TheChosenPony 278]

Heres some good ones. 

 

Captain Morgan Beer.

 

 

Hilton.

 

[Frostgage 7,972]

The Human Fund: "Money For People".

 

I don't care if it's not real.

[Rainboom Dash 1,054]

This is both funny and unfunny at the same time:

[Milky Jade 138]

"Baby on board"

 

And as you overtake them, they're smoking whilst using the phone..

[Wind Chaser 4,766]

Wheat Thins:

 

"MUST! HAVE! Wheat Thins."

 

My urge to kill has risen.

 

Time Warner Cable:

 

"The Power of You"

 

You're a f**k**g cable company, you're not fooling anyone.

 

KFC:

 

"#HowDoYouKFC?"

 

KFC does not sound right as a verb. I would like to KFC the ad agent who thought of this upside the head.

 

Sonic:

 

"This is how you Sonic."

 

Same case. I would love to Sonic those bastards by spamming them with this guy.

 

 

I'm a member of http://www.commercialsihate.com/ as "mechasus", rant all you want about bad commercials on there.

Edited April 7, 2014 by WindChaserPegasus

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,805]

"Head On" Apply Directly to the forehead" and repeat.

 

That's all I've gotta say about that one. 

[Adachi 772]

This isn't a slogan, but a pretty bad joke. Why is Phoenix such a bad name? Because it's always copy-wright-ed

[GONEFOREVER 518]

I saw this on a McDonalds sign

 

"Our coffee is so good it has two 'f's"

 

And this:

 

[Scootalove 10,683]

Gamestop: ''Power to the Players.''

 

By power, we mean cheating you out of your money.

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

"This is how you Sonic."

 

PFFFFFF

thank you sega i finally know how to sonic

 

And this:  

 

UUuUmmmm???

Edited April 7, 2014 by galaxies

[DubWolf 16,300]

"If you're not sleeping with us, you're sleeping alone".

 

Why would I sleep with you <_<?

[CT-1138 3,178]

"With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!" Really? Just... really?

[Starbound 150]

MAKE IT STOP

 

TOO MUCH BAD-SLOGAN-NESS

 

 

WHY DID I EVER MAKE THIS THREAD

 

And isn't Coffee always spelled with two 'f's?

[Yamato 1,347]

Saturn, the car company, changed its slogan to "We're Still Here." in 2009. In 2010, General Motors got rid of the Saturn brand entirely.

[Virgil 685]

This was on a Billboard advertising getting new tires: "Worn rubbers may cause accidents." 

Yep.....  

[Starbound 150]

Oh man, I saw an ad for underwear that was like "Smart underwear for Smart men."

 

Next thing we know there will be underwear that will do your homework for you.

[Rockymoo 2,136]

Saturn, the car company, changed its slogan to "We're Still Here." in 2009. In 2010, General Motors got rid of the Saturn brand entirely.

I was literally about to say that until I saw your post. Dammit, Chrysler.

 

Related:

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

There is also one that reads "When I urinate in public, I never get caught on camera."

[Sigma 768]

My friend once told me that "It's always good to have a little bit of black in you."

 

I couldn't breathe. I was too busy laughing.

[DiScorded MaIne 6]

"It's like Osama Ben Flavor flew a plane into my mouth."

 

I can't remember what site it was from.

[BayoUni2847 528]

Pools and Decks BZ "We make your wet dreams come true!"

 

Under Pressure Plumbing "Laying Pipe Since '88"

 

QFS Scaffolding "Make Sure Your Next Erection is in Safe Hands!"

 

Acclaim Hotel "Sleep with someone new!"

 

The Peanut Shop "Our Nuts, Your Mouth"

 

Joys of the internet.

[CT-1138 3,178]

Nichol's Crane Rental: "We'll win your affections with our erections!" 

 

The sad thing is, I work with this guy. 

[Gone Airbourne 21,961]

 

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You can now have HD Vision and look like a dumbass wearing two glasses at the sametime!! As if your plain eyesight was not real enough for you..... 

Edited April 8, 2014 by Lucky Dice