Can Anypony on the Forums Rap?

[Qwak 32]

I was just wondering if anypony on the MLP forums has an rap experience and can spit some sick rhymes. If you can then comment and brohoof this I'd love to see how many can of you fellow ponies can rap.

#LunaforLife #Rap and #hashtagsareforignoratassholes

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I can use wrapping paper, does that count?

[CharmingStallion 63]

This is me as far as rap is concerned ;-)

 

http://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw

[Qwak 32]

_{DUDE........... obviously why wouldn't it!!!!!!!!!!!}

[Scootalove 10,684]

I can rap, but I prefer to wrap wrapping paper.

[Qwak 32]

Charming Stallion..... I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN

[BayoUni2847 528]

I can do some beat boxing but not much rap.

[Qwak 32]

Deadlyblack yo man that freakin awesome

[Guest90210 3,567]

I used to write rhymes when I was like 15. Me and my friends did raps for fun.

 

Here's some random terrible lines that I happened to save,

 

It doesn't matter what I try, I'll never be a Part

My broken Heart causes me to quit before I Start

I'm the only Loser, the Life Abuser

"No pain no game" is what they say

But why even try if the result's the same?

Every time. Nobody knows my name

Unlike a hero with a mask and cape

My home is in the shade

 

 

Yeah, it's bad. I know, but that's probably the best out of the few raps that I saved 

[Qwak 32]

that's actually really good. I often never save my raps I just think and say them ain't got the balls to show other people what I write

If anybody knows anybody on the forums link them to the post I'd love to see how many can rap/beat box

[Ribbonfree 2,382]

inb4 Rae and Adjutant and the other douchebags show up

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Coach Z R-A-P accidentally featuring Peacey P

(yo biscuithead you ain't featuring me)

I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!

I'm the lyricbolical Coach Z

I like my ointments topical mostly

and if you got the itchy toes then come see me

I've got a rap song featuring Peacey P!

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Guess who's back?

Back again.

Seth is back

Back again

Seth is back

He's got his hat on

moving on

he won't go to bed

because he won't stop till all his haters are dead

he waifus the worst

same verse as the first

He can't see with the clarity

that is waifu is as bad as rairty

on his flows he chokes

he sputters and spins

and the growd they all got this gigantic grin

[Gourgeist 262]

I hate rap but here I go: Yo uh uh yo yeah uh yo

[Guest]

My raps are too X-rated for this site :x

[Red Diamond 549]

take a picture of a spider call it webcam

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

inb4 Rae and Adjutant and the other douchebags show up

eh yo the ratchet mystro

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

I've been told I can rap but I don't know, give me some rhymes and I'll see if I can drop it xD

Edited April 5, 2014 by Sassy the Sasquatch

[Oblivion 20,265]

If I have time to write a rap song, then I can, as far as free styling goes, that I cannot do, I get lost in my own words.

[SharpWit 2,472]

@@Qwak,@, @@Doctor XFizzle,  @,

 

Dear Qwak, I would like to inform you that these fellow displays

Like Gak are a mere form of child's play

Rivendare, your rhymes aren't that terrible

At least in my eyes they seem quite bearable

You rap of being a hero who hides in the shade

 believe you just described batman, AKA Bruce Wayne

Doctor XFizzle, as entertaining as your lyrics seem

I recommend a prescription of anaphora, and less use of Peacey P

 Adjudant Reflex, you're right about those grins

Because it sounds like you stole some lines from a song of M&M's

But stealing from the Rap God

Now that's a Rapping sin

[Skullbuster 1,906]

hi, i rap, im no good at free style, ive made 2 songs, with several in various stages of half done

[Taviscratch 453]

I'm far too white to rap XD

 

Before anyone kicks off with a comment of "RACIST!" can I just say that it wasn't. I was talking about something black people are usually better at than white people (like dancing). There was nothing offensive there.

[Lisa 5,551]

I can't rap, but I have a friend who can rap and he's written some really great songs.

[KRAKELINGCATcarnage 57]

A friend of mine can rap, but unfortunely that friend of mine later said i should kill myself (Wich is sad)

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

I don't necessarily /rap/, but I can easily spit out the raps to most of Macklemore's songs (not impressive, I know :/) and I can do the rap to 20% Cooler by Ken Ashcorp.