Bpendragon

It's already dirty from running around the garden, and almost impossible to clean. I want some soda.

It is taken from your total lifetime. I wish I had some ponies.

It hits a puddle of spilled milk and explodes. I wish for some Starbucks.

I come from the Wabears fandom, where Forum Games are a staple of life. So I'll start with one of the simplest ones out there: Ruin A Wish First, someone posts what they wish for. For example: First person: I wish for a cake. Then the person that posts after them ruins the previous wish, and does their own. Example: The cake falls from the sky and hits you in the face!!11 I wish for a new chicken. (colors not needed) The cycle then continues, theoretically, forever. Only one post per day please. I will start: I wish for a T.A.R.D.I.S.