Golurk

*Tries to be mad* *Fails miserably*

A lifetime supply of boot-to-the-head flavored ice cream. Which boots you to the head.

9/10. Such adorableness.

2/10. I've only ever seen you in the games section.

I need to get a new security system.

Is that the Seal of Orichalcos? 7/10. Twily is good, evil card game card is not. Why would you do that to poor Twily?

Romantique!

I have no idea what that is, but I am GOING to hug it!

I'm not sure of the exact details, but my Dad has a variety of pistols that he's let me try out. Of them, my favorite was hands-down the .357 Magnum. Not only did it look the best, but I could tell it was the most powerful one. Almost flew out of my hand when I first tried it. Thinking back, I think he said it was made by Smith & Wesson. I've heard that name quite a bit, so I'm guessing they're pretty good.

...It was still going? Didn't it end in, like, 2007? Meh. Either way I'm impressed it got this far. It's certainly not an easy task.

Technically, I was 17 when I got it. I think. So it counts. ... No wait, it was an 18th birthday present. ... So, uh... How 'bout that there Max Payne?

Oh, don't even get me started on the Flood. They're fine today, but back then fighting them actually felt like fighting for my life. Even when Dad was there to help. So many spores... And those carriers, man... creepy stuff.

Pokemon *was* my childhood. My Mom and I would have battles in Stadium and Stadium 2 all the time. Eventually I caught on to type matchups, so we'd have to have "blind battles" to make it even. My Dad had Unreal Tournament, and we'd play that sometimes. Until an even that I'd... prefer not to mention. Super Mario 64 and Mario Kart 64! Now THOSE were family games! We'd all have a good time with those. Same here. I remember vividly that as soon as a Hunter popped up, I'd run and hide behind the couch.

Depends on the game and who's doing it. My favorites are Chugga, NCS, and as of late Lucahjin. Also... Pewdiepie does LPs? Never knew that. Doesn't change anything, but... wow. I've tried to do it myself. But, life kinda slapped my brain stem and said "nope" in a deep, engineery voice. I still try occasionally since I got a fair chunk through, but updates are very slow.

To name a few: Solaris Phase 2 (Sonic '06 [terrible game, great final boss theme]) Dialga's Fight to the Finish (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky) Endless Despair (BlazBlue: Continuum Shift [iI/Extend]) Cardia II (Trauma Center: New Blood) Severing the Chains of Fate (Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2) Let's End This (Dust: An Elysian Tail) Vs Shinjiro (Red Steel 2) Brainiac Maniac (Plants vs Zombies) In The Final (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story) CROWNED (Kirby's Return to Dreamland) Moonstruck Blossom (Kirby: Triple Deluxe) Boss Battle 2 (SSB Brawl) Pretty much any Pokemon champion theme And my personal favorite:

Three things come to mind, all of which are... fairly hypocritical. Which is something that, in and of itself, I very highly dislike. I'm commonly seen as the most 'Murican person in every group that I'm a part of. That said, one of my greatest desires is to move to Canada, and I view Marxist Communism as the ideal economic system in theory. I plan on being a doctor in order to save lives, but I'm highly misanthropic and getting more so by the day. I have no problem with most folk, provided that they don't give in to the more animalistic tendencies of human nature (greed in particular). But, everywhere I look I find them in one way or another. I'm just... not a fan of humanity. I'm seen as one of the happier people around (and generally am), but my "depression trigger" is incredibly touchy. I've seriously thought about suicide on at least 3 occasions, each time for relatively insignificant reasons. (To put it in perspective, the most recent one was because I was likely going to get a "C" in a class unrelated to my major study area.) There are people who know some or all of these, but most of my personal people do not. Especially not my family.

For me, the best ones are Spaceballs, the Naked Gun movies, and Airplane. Leslie Nielsen was one of the best comedy actors who ever lived. (Surely you can't be serious?)