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God that was hard. (done with tightly fisted hands)
Next: "I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
and if you're feeling adventurous?
add '-Marcus Cole, Babylon 5'