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xDARTHWOLFx

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  1. Hey. I'm playing a game, and I'm in the dead-haunted dungeon. So I enter a door and there's nothing here. So I turn around to leave and the door locks. Then a bunch of zombies come out of the ground. So I'm saying: "heck, zombies, no problem.". I got out the gun, they took the bullets like candy. I use my sword, nothing. Then the zombies start sucking the HP out of my character. So I'm wondering which weapon I should use. Here are the options; Bow and arrow. Sword. Ball and chain. Boomarang. Gun. Hammer. Fire.
  2. I know what it's like. Everything goes wrong. All friends betray you. Nothing is happy. I have been in the worst part if life I'd say. Heck, I tryed suicide... twice. First I stabbed myself but it DIDNT kill me for some reason. Second I just starved myself, and after a while I just started eating I was so gosh darn hungry. But life gets better. It gets better until some drunk guy decides to beat me up. But life will get better.
  3. Okay ill do just that. I SHALL BE POWERFUL IN THE WAY OF FORUMS!!
  4. SEND THE INTERNET TROLLS INTO SPACE AND RELEASE THE AIR LOCK AND LET THE SUCKAZ DIE!!!! MAAHAHAWAWAHAHAWA!!!!!!!! Ahhhh... I'm so evil... I LOVE BEING EVIL!...
  5. Sorry, I've never heard of that game, can you at least tell me the name of the game? Because I might get it if I actually know what it's like...
  6. Yay! Can someone guess what today is?? GUESS.

    1. Harmonic Revelations
    2. xDARTHWOLFx

      xDARTHWOLFx

      Haha that's true. Today is: IM MOVING!!! :). This neighborhood is full of bad people. And finally I'm moving!!

  7. Deck the halls with bows of holly, TA TA TA da da, da da da. Deck, Reds profile with bows of cheery, falalala,tadadada.

  8. I am no spy! LUNA! RISE! *luna kills you* You Female-dog!. I would never spy!!!
  9. Okay I'm gonna go listen to a bunch of hypnosis audio bye. Wait... U were with the solar empire??!!
  10. GET OUT! THE KITCHEN IS ABOUT TO... *kitchen lblows up* "look! Celestia has been captured!" *walks up to Celestia and holds a knife to her throat* "it's over." *kills Celestia*
  11. "Thanks." *bombs blow up castle* "NO!!!" No... MT is down. Luna is badly injured. Plan B activated.
  12. *stabs guard* "come in. Squirrel is not here. I am being swarmed by guards, help needed" *xhops heads off and blows up another guard* "AAAHH I'VE BEEN STABBED!" "I can't hold much longer"
  13. Ponys don't use guns duh. They use swords and grenades and poison and fire and knifes. Okay let's put this plan into action!
  14. U aren't paired with him. U r in plan B. if this plan fails, I got an epic backup involving a lot of blood! Mwahaha I'm so evil the way my mind works scares me sometimes.
  15. I have no idea what reabilateded means it sounds s3xual. Ew gross.
  16. Okay, we have a dragon go smother ponyvile in smoke, Celestia will have to leave the castle to check I ponyvle. As soon as she leaves, some pony will go scout out the current Guard positions. Then, me and phoenix will sneak in to the alley on the left I canterlaut, thence well spin around and run behind the castle. Then muffin thief and spuirrel will take out the guards by the castle entrance. Luna will walk straight into the castle (she is allowed there) and then she will cast a protecting spell on the castle so Celestia can't get in. I will take the left side if the castle while Phoenix takes the right, and muffinthief and squirrel will take the elements of harmony and then meet me at the left castle side. Then, I will fuse the elements together and add stardust to the elements. I will give the elements to Luna, and she will be more powerful than her sister! I apologies for being so rude. I just don't like delusional ponys.
  17. Yeah we should stop talking on how big of an idiot Muffintheif is and talk about what matters, like plans to go asasinate Celestia.
  18. Yeah I do know how stupid that is. It is not a single bit stupid at all. It is very good to vaporize you!
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