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stainesbrony

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  1. Arr! I be cap'n Rockhopper, the finest cap'n to sail the seven seas. I be from far away, in me secret island. Don't ask me where it be, landlubber, or I will keelhaul ye for ye insolence.
  2. I have no idea Why I am typing this thing Which is a Haiku.
  3. Something involving motorbikes and being turned into butter.
  4. stainesbrony

    SPQPR

    I can't carry more than a 7KG backpack. Can I join?
  5. Banned because your death will start as a breezy ride around these forums with you hanging off the back of a motorcycle. Then you'll get bludgeoned by a million fungoes*, followed by a light burning at the stake, then a feathery crushing with a forklift for the finisher. ----- *fungoes=baseballs
  6. It will start of as a breezy ride around these forums with you hanging off the back of a motorcycle. Then you'll get bludgeoned by a million baseballs, followed by a light burning at the stake, then a feathery crushing with a forklift before you get well and truly crushed by a trash compactor! Then your remains will be sent to space in a rocket, which will crash back into earth at Mach 100, destroying you completely.
  7. When I was your age, I never had these fancy 'electrical appliances'. We had to deal with a gas light, which gave me the coughs for months, as we didn't have your fancy-schmancy doctors or medicines or nurses. Also, instead of getting your namby-pamby 'detentions' and 'cafeteria duty', we were given 12 hits on our bottom (not your fancy butts) with a cane if we sat down, 6 on our hands if we moved our non-writing hand, 24 if we wrote with our left hands and be locked in the stocks in the classroom for 3 days if we talked or breathed. And we never had your fancy 'cafeterias' or 'social security' to keep us safe. We had to get along with the punishments. And out school was the nicest in the hamlet I lived in. As well as that...
  8. Banned because someone got really mad at me on Tumblr for posting something.
  9. Banned because... DANGAN RONPA! http://youtu.be/X3S1V-g-C88
  10. Banned because I forgot how to breathe yesterday.
  11. http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-life-lessons-that-tetris-can-teach-you/
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