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  1. Skeletor Brony
    This will be an occasional series. I'll either go on the cringe channel and grab them or get some from Dex.
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDjUlkMDML8
     
    On a scale from 1-10?
    (One being not cringy.)
  2. Skeletor Brony

    Chicken Nugger

    By Skeletor Brony,

    You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
  7. Skeletor Brony
    There is no way to prepare for this, folks. Thomas, everyone's favorite train engine, has gone rouge and invaded a small village in Norway. They were practicing the law with bandits and illegal immigrants. One of the immigrants had a camera with them as a video journal. Here was the clip found:


     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=efnJ2OidSc0

     

    If you know the whereabouts of the serial train, please contact me at:



    1-800-Evil-Train


     
     

    The lives of many are in danger. This train must be stopped, it could be near anyone of youhfdasjkl;jdnvksaldfjsdalkfjsdl;kfjsvklnsmd;vlkasld;fjsdfklj;sdttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


     
     
     

    *Ching* *Ching*


  8. Skeletor Brony
    Without further ado.... It's...


     

    The Conductor


     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&v=Z2pUNOGaRzs&feature=player_detailpage

     
     
     

    Film belongs to Critikal (Penguinz0) and is not owned by I, Dr. Wondertainment, in any way.


  11. Skeletor Brony
    I love doing these little joke quiz things. They can actually be very fun and even pinpoint your attitude and life, you know? This one was one of my personal favorites:
     
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CDEQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quotev.com%2Fquiz%2F1661789%2FWhat-Meme-Face-are-you%2F&ei=Xu6MUvP0IYnlqQHF2YGoCg&usg=AFQjCNENmcZ-NDt95r3HpHlvmojGmhSnKA&bvm=bv.56643336,d.aWM
     
    Leave your results below!
  12. Skeletor Brony
    It is I, Jappleack, and I am here with Jangles the cat. He has gave me permission to interview him.
    Let us see what he will respond.

     
    This concludes this interview with Jangles the Cat.
    Leave a rating and comment...
    Then I can get that raise I've always wanted...
  14. Skeletor Brony
    POKECAPPED


     
     
     

    Pokecapped is a fun little game my cousin, friend, and I made up when normal pokemon matches get slightly boring. You make up a team FOR your enemy (using pokemon owned by YOU, not the friend).



    The reason it is called Pokecapped is because this means you want to make the team as awful and bad as possible. In other words, handicapping the enemy by teaching it awful moves and what not.


     
    Rules:
    1. Must have 6 pokemon for each team all at the same level.
    2. No using PP-ups.
    3. You may put items on the pokemon like a berry or eject button or whatever...
    4. No legendary pokemon.
    5. You may nickname the pokemon. Something insulting obviously. XD
    6. You must have at least ONE attack. You cannot have just stat reducing and raising moves. This attack can be anything from confusion inducing moves to status effect moves.
     

    And that is how you play pokecapped.



    Enjoy. I know my friends and I did.


  18. Skeletor Brony
    Have you ever been in a bar, see that perfect lady, and this happens to you?





     

    Hahahaha, stupid peasant! You need pick-up lines!



    So walk on down to your local Wondertorium and pick up...


     

    The Personal Pick-Up Line Book!


     

    This is the new book that will get you into conversations with all the good-looking folks with ease!



    With such lines as:


     

    "Got a Band Aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."


     

    "My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in."


     

    "I put the STD in stud... All I need is U."


     

    "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice. Hello, I'm *Insert name*."


     

    "Did you fart? Cause you blew me away."


     

    and, my personal favorite:


     

    "You remind me of my big toe. I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house!"


     

    This is the #1 novel of the season!



    (Not really, but everyone else is saying that, so we did.)



    This novel is in your possession for the low low price of $∞ and 36 cents!



    Order now!


     
     

    Warning: I, Dr. Wondertainment, will not pay for any hospital bills for removing a beer bottle from your rectum. Thank you and buy more of my stuff!


  19. Skeletor Brony

    New Pokemon?

    By Skeletor Brony,

    I was looking around when I found this:
    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7863104256/hDFFBA09F/
    I don't know what this could mean. New Pokemon perhaps? If so, then how would they do that? This is not an online game. You can't just get an update. Well, if you could, you would have to have it hooked up to router or something, but all the Pokemon fans do not have internet, so I doubt it.
     
    Leave some thoughts in the comments. I don't know how this will play out.
  20. Skeletor Brony
    Have you ever been so bored? Don't have anything to do? Wanna ride a bike, but you don't want to be caught riding one because all the druggies ride bikes? Then why don't you buy one of OURS?!
     
     

    INTRODUCING!



    THE AMAZING INVISIBLE BICYCLE!


     
     
    It's the latest technology in the pretend department! It's so much fun! Just look at these clips!
     


     
    hehehehe! Such elegance! Such joy, no? The kid's will love this piece of art! For just 35 payments of 369.36$, this can be yours! But if you order now, I'll cut the bike in half! That's right, half the original bike for FULL PRICE! Order now before this commercial is over!
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    WARNING: I, Dr. Wondertainment, will not pay for any hospital bills for any cause of injury, even if the bike turns into a man-eating colossus and brutally disfigures you.
  21. Skeletor Brony

    Eye-less Jack

    By Skeletor Brony,

    Hello, my name is Mitch. I'm here to tell you guys about an experience I had. I don't know if it was paranormal or whatever stupid words people use to describe supernatural phenomena, but after that thing visited me, I believe in that paranormal trash, now.
    A week after I moved in with my brother, Edwin, after my house was foreclosed, I finished unpacking. Edwin liked the idea of me moving in, since we had not seen each other after 10 years, so I was excited, too. I soon fell asleep after I moved in. After that 1 week, I heard rustling noises coming from outside at about one in the morning. I thought it was a raccoon, so I ignored and tried to fall asleep. The next morning, I told Edwin about it, and he agreed.
     
    The next night, however, I thought I heard my window opening and a loud thump, as if something entered my room. I darted up and looked around my room, but I saw nothing. The next morning, Edwin dropped his coffee cup when he saw me. He held up a nearby mirror and I saw myself. I had a large gash in my left cheek.
     
    After I was rushed to the hospital, my doctor told me that I must have been sleepwalking, but then he showed me something that made my blood turn cold. He lifted up my shirt to reveal a sewn up incision where my kidneys were. I started in his eyes, my eyes widening. "You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, Mitch." my doctor told me.
     
    The next night was my breaking point. Around midnight, I woke up to see a truly horrifying sight. I was staring face to face with a creature with a black hoodie and dark blue mask with no nose or mouth staring down at me. The thing that scared me the most was that it had no eyes. Just empty, black sockets. The creature also had some black substance dripping from it's sockets. I grabbed the camera nearby on a mantel and took a picture. After the picture took, the creature lunged at me and tried to claw open my chest to get to my lungs. I stopped it by kicking it in the face. As I ran out of my room, I grabbed my wallet. I would need the money. I ran out of my brother's house into the night. I eventually ended up in the woods near Edwin's house and tripped on a rock.
     

     
    I fell unconscious and woke up in the hospital. My doctor entered the room. The same one who treated me before. "I have good news and bad news, Mitch." my doctor started. "The good news is that you had minor injuries, and your parents are going to pick you up." I sighed with relief. "The bad news is that your brother has been killed by some... thing. Sorry."
    My parents took me back to Edwin's house to collect my remaining belongings, which I did. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Edwin's body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my parent's car, not mentioning Edwin's corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding my stolen half-eaten kidney, with some black substance on it.
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