DwarfEmo13

Le Black/Yellow Sofa Cup of Tea?

That could work..... The plot would involve a Black/Yello Sofa, on an epic quest to make the citizens of Equestria a cup of tea. I better get spriting then.

Mine is probably Kootra. You might be asking yourself, "Who the brown is Kootra?" Well, he's a machinima maker, let's player, meme factory, cat lover, and the unofficial leader of the Creatures. He also smells. Here's one of my favorite short machinimas by him.

 

 

 

I even made fanart of it.

 

http://thecornman.deviantart.com/art/Sniper-is-Cat-329543124

 

Ah yes, love his machinima stuff.... Although I prefer to call him "Jordan" (like how Sly pronounces it). Also his cats are absoloutely adorable. 

Get Rainbow Dash to go in there before you.

I just had a really bad sugar crash?

Post your favorite internet personality here, real or otherwise. They can be as normal or strange as you like, from anywhere in the dark corners of the internet. 

(Mine is "danisnotonfire")

Cool the burn with icy-cold freezer-water.

I accidentally put forth a zombie apocalypse on Earth, what should I do?

Music and Pinkiepie..... Sometimes I wonder if those are the only things that are able to pull me out of my current "deep depression", even if it is only for a short time. Other than that - you people - yes you on these here forums, your awesome! 

It really depends on what the writing is about. If it appears calm or soothing I might drift of into the beautiful land of Morgan Freeman's sexy voice, sometimes even Cry's voice if I've heard it recently.... Otherwise it's just an posh articulate and quintessentially turn of the century brit - type voice. 

Hmmm, like super noodles? You have to add water and microwave those tough, is that the same time?

 

I've had pot noodle's but I thought ramen was different from them :x!

Yep. Although Pot-Noodles are by far my favorite non-edible sludge, I could probably live of that stuff.... Super Noodles are instant-noodles but that's basically the same thing meh thinks.

What happened to Psykko's horn? That looks painful.... 

Just like many other people I'd go and never come back because (and this is my opinion) Equestria seems so much more appealing than our world. I'd have countless adorable friends and wouldn't have people judging me everywhere I went. It would be a much happier place for me.... In contrast I can't say the same about Earth - my life holds virtually no value to anyone here. 

Plus I wouldn't have that constant "existential dread" I'm sure you've all heard of.  

I like to think of this as less of a forum, but more of a friendly community where I can post my thoughts (or art :3) without worrying about people judging me for it. So by far my favorite thing is having long and intricate discussions with my fellow bronies (who might I add were warm and welcoming from the start). I didn't mean for this to be deep but apparently it is. My second favorite thing is playing forum games, 'cause who doesn't love forum games?

To be honest, a vast majority them. I prefer the ones that keep it to themselves and don't overreact on every little thing that happens in the fandom. I don't get into analyzing the show either, I just watch it and take it for what it is. Then you have the ones who post ponies, use the cathphrases in conversations, and those are the ones who annoy me the most. Complain about it and be dramatic all you want, just don't expect me to pay attention to you.

 

I'm here on the forums for some of the people, not all of them, and I'm definitely not here for the ponies.

I completely agree. But I'm not sure what you meant by using catchphrases.... I should admit that I have quite a bad habit of using "everypony" etc. when really I shouldn't. Does that count?

Prepare yourselves for a mediocre list of bronies (or pegasisters, whatever your prefference) that I bitterly despise....

And before I start my "vent" I should mention that, no I actually don't mind or care about cloppers (so long as they aren't hurting anyone with it). I mean sure it's not something I'm into and I don't much like the idea of it, but who are we to judge? There are plenty of worse things they could be doing..... However these bronies are the ones I actually dislike:

• Bronies that are constantly seeking attention (particularly the ones that are up in peoples faces and, incidentally are the ones who end making people hate the fandom).
• Hypocritical bronies, the ones that preach "love and tolerance" but rarely ever actually tolerate haters....
• Condescending bronies, the ones that believe that they're better than you because they watch a show about ponies. Note: this also applies to just about every other fandom.
• Outrageous Rule 34 bronies, we have all come across one at some point - posting obscene pony pictures and art where it isn't appropriate. For what it's worth, these aren't the same as harmless cloppers that keep to themselves about it.
• Bronies that forget the show is made for little girls.... I think you know what I mean by this one, there is a reason why bronies exist, because we happen to like a show that isn't convential for it's target demographic. Hasbro shouldn't have to change the show just because the bronies think they should.....

Sorry for the rather long vent everypony, just trying to make a point. 

In the UK we don't get ramen at all. What is it exactly? Is it just spaghetti pasta and bits of meat mixed into it or is it a special type of pasta?

I'm from the UK and I'm pretty sure we do get ramen, I'm not familiar with the brands but they sell dried noodle type shtuff in a bag.... If you ever come across it be sure to buy some, it's delicious.  (They might be called instant-noodles, I'm not sure).

10/1.5 Luna is best princess 

Granted. You get a nice refreshing glass of liquid Nitrogen. And I shall watch as your jaw and esophagus slowly freezes, you are in agonizing pain but your unable to scream. I relish in the thought of the immense amount of terror that paints your face...

I wish Equestria was a real place?

Granted, but this ability causes adverse effects on your eye cells, and you eventually become blind.

 

I wish that I had the ability to resolve any sort of medical adversary without much effort.

Granted. But all doctors are now evil cyborgs sent by Skynet (other companies are available) to kill mankind. D:

I wish I had my own pet Llama (Alpacas are out of the question)....

I don't think I'd be able to make an accurate decision based on what *said user above me* has posted, and over something so mundane and arbitrary.... Ah to hell with it - 19?

Bored again, this time I drew an emo pony (and a possible new OC for me). I don't really have that much to say about this one, except for the fact that maybe I should add wings? 

And yes, I realise this isn't my best.....

You might want to avoid using gradients. They don't really work well as a replacement for actual shading. Just imagine where the light source is, and shade those areas yourself.

 

And of course, The Binding of Isaac is awesome. It's nice to see some more art for this game. I play most often as Cain. How about you?

I almost always play as Cain or Eve, I just love the art style in Binding of Isaac.... And about the gradients thing, I try (mostly) to make what I have work, this is because I don't have a great deal of experience using graphic software. Ideally I'd like a drawing tablet to do my artwork on, however they're really expensive - maybe in future though...

*Reads title*

"Binding of i- HELL YEAH COUNT ME IN!"

That's gunna be the wallpaper on my phone but....

Why are his tears purple?

Heh, I'm a big fan of Binding of Isaac also. His tears are purple because I'm slightly colourblind ( ) that combined with tiredness doesn't really help the situation.... Glad you like it

I like it! The shading is very nice and why is he crying purple? Unless its blue on my monitor is just messing up ._.

Yeah..... Thanks for pointing that out, I'll try to fix this. It doesn't help the matter that I do these late at night when my eyes aren't exactly paramount. 

Welcome to the forums comrade, I think you'll find the community very welcoming. Anything you can contribute to the forums is greatly appreciated, I look forward to seeing some of your music.

Hello my comrades, if you didn't already know I create artwork based of many things (usually MLP) I do this using a software called Paint.NET. 

Binding of Isaac is one of my favorite games ever  , thus I had to create some quick sketch of said game. Drawing is not exactly my forte, this is the main reason I use Paint.NET to improve the aesthetics....

As a quick sidenote: I am currently doing a playthrough of this on my Youtube channel - 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKPK5CnBZ2E&list=PLZULOaWDXcfhOXq8aFmRoAv1lDCqNOv-6&index=1

Smile by Pinkiepie , that is the Livingtombstone remix... I don't know how becoming a brony came to mean that everything I see has an estranged mental tie with MLP, but I bucking love it. 

I highly doubt it would. Although it would make an interesting plot for an episode. I think probably the other mane 6 would even have a bigger part to play in all this, they are her friends after all...