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Posts posted by Ruddboy Olaf
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"Sweet Jesus. What was that? I feel like I'm in a Macbeth play for nine-year-olds."
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"Mitchell, wasn't it crazy when that man hit you with a crowbar? How abouts you go hunt him down and hit him with your crowbar, Mitchell? Your character's name is Mitchell by the way, Private Dirtbag."
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"Growing up, I spent HOURS of my life stomping............................................................"
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"Right in the old man's face."
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"So you spent a shit load of money on a chalice you can eat cereal out of, but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?"
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"Then go back to your "bike", and slam your head against the wall some more."
"Sounds like a classic alright, and I do so enjoy classics."
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"An entirely gold bathroom sounds like something out of Austin Powers."
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"I am the sauce boss, the boss of the sauce, and you will yield."
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"Why does Strings have a King Leonidas bust phone?"
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"It looks like he took this guy's balls or something, this is really horrible."
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"Bend over and I'll show ya."
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"If you're gonna tell me that changing the color of the sky constitutes a totally new and original race track, then I suppose you won't mind taking a sip of my new: Yellow Water."
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"Hi diddly go f*ck yourself neighborino"
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"You thought Luigi was Brutus' friend...? He doesn't have any friends... and neither do you."
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"Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now."
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"I feel like Larry David with this music."
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"Waltuh. Piss in your golf club, Waltuh."
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"Miyamoto is the Italian Shakespeare, confirmed."
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"No! I don't want that!"
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"Waltuh, here's what you're going to do. You're gonna throw that pizza in the garbage, and then you're gonna set fire to the person that made it."
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"It's probably got ketchup on there, too. Yup, that's ketchup..."
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"This isn't shitty Division, where you're shooting the same dude on the side of the road who's a bullet sponge."
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"Girl, you're in Soldier Boy country now."
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"That game's for babies, and we're clearly not babies. We're adults now."
"I get it. You're still going to Hell!"
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