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Jedi Woona

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  1. Granted. Chuck Norris is now your worst enemy, your body can no longer digest food, you are allergic to sunlight, you smell like sh*t, you are ugly as f**k, everyone hates you, you strangely now detest the internet, your computer blows up, you drop your phone into a sewer, and you go broke. Have fun with your new life!

     

    I wish that Microsoft had not f**ked up the new Xbox

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  2. Granted, but the definition of "Better" equals to razor shard spikes, metal handcuffs that latch on as soon as you are within 10 feet ot it, and an acid injector

    I wish for Half Life 3, Star Wars Battlfront 3, Battlefield 4, and Assassin's Creed 4. 

  3. Granted, but it is cracked, too small, and is about an inch thick. You lose it the first time you put it in your pocket.

    I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. I wish for a corrupt wish

  4. Granted, you now own nothing.

     

    I wish for this wish to be uncorruptedly corrupt, while at the same time being corrupt while not being corruptly corrupt. 

  5. Granted, you no longer have a computer
     

    Granted, you no only have internet explorer which still runs insanely slow, and your computer/device is no longer compatible with the Internets

    I wish I got 95% on every single one of my exams

  6. Granted. You now do everything all at once. You no longer can rest.

    Granted, but one is superhuge, while the other is tiny. You also have them all over your body

    I wish that.... my wish would be corrupted

  7. Granted, but it is eaten by parasprites

    I want an energy sword that will last forever, and I can wield it, and it is big enough so that It fits in my hand, but not to as to the point where I cannot carry it. 

  8. Granted, but then you create a time paradox, one in which he see's you, and does not say it, which leads to our world collapsing

    I wish for pootis, and for it to not be corrupted ever, and that the person who answers this gets their wish ninja'd

  9. Granted, but then it was reinvented 5 minutes after that

    I wish that Transformers were real, and they were all good guys, who helped humanity. And, they would never turn on us, or squish us by accident, or run us over. And that people could become transformers to

  10. I do not mind just walking into a movie theater and asking for a ticket to watch this. I would not care what other people think of me. I'm going to do it the first chance I get. Or...I could just wait for it to be on www.thepiratebay.sx and get it from there, watch it in my room, and voila. What do you guys think I should do?

  11. Granted, but as soon as you get it, it disintegrates right in front of your eyes.

     

    I wish my next wish would not be corrupted, and the person after me to get their wish ninja'd.   

  12. Granted, but they are all zombies, and kill everyone.

    I wish I could become a Spartan like Master Cheif, and have no defects of the procedure. I also do not want to die until I have been a spartan for 15+ years

  13. Hmm...have you ever played Star Wars, Republic Commando? If yes, then that is kind of like the group that my OC is in, but, since Assassin's are in a brotherhood, kind of like a squad, only bigger, I shall choose to be an Assassin. Second choice is a royal guard solider

  14. I will always keep this noted just in case I randomly meet an assassin and try to start a conversation with him

     

    Ok so I am starting to think about recruitment so everyone involved will get first "dibs" I guess on roles they wish to play.Ok so this is my story for the rp in enough depth.

     

    A group of assassins,masters in the art of stealth have remained under the radar for years until a desperate plee from Twilight forces them to use skills to successfully assassinate the leader of the changelings Queen Chrysallis.The assassins will have to plan a perfect move which will allow them to sneak into the base.Changelings may not be the only threat,as Chrysallis' hypnosis spell grows stronger and is infecting countless Ponies this will be a challenge when they can only trust each other,yet suspicions may be growing large in the assassins headquarters.

    Tell me if you like the plan,if you would like to change any specifics and if you are interested in a role!!

     

    Can I join you group? Or do I have to call "Dibs"? If I do, then DIBS. If not, can I have a role in this? PM me back if I got a role. Thanks

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    Skyrim - I swear if I hear another fucking knee joke...
    I took an arrow to the knee...(Sorry, I had to)

     

    For me, I really hate Lol and Wow. I just can't get the concept of Lol. I don;t mean to say hate hate, but just utter frustration whenever I play it. I get my ass whooped every single time. Also, I dislike wow, mainly because I can't understand it. The worst COD game imo was probably Black Ops. I just did not like the story line, the mulitplayer was glitchy (for me) and the characters were not portrayed well. 

     

     

     

    I wouldn't say I HATE it, just more of a disliking of it. The only fun I had in AC3 is with the naval combat. I still haven't beaten it and I doubt I will. I find the combat to still be boring (besides naval combat) I found it to be the same counter to win stuff. 
     

     

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