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  1. Samurai Heavy
    Let's see... Worst First: Stranger Reaction- Whilst walking along sidewalk wearing Rainbow Dash shirt passenger of Volkswagen yells "Brony! 20 Points!". Driver immediately afterwards attempts to run me over. Best was a neutral reaction entirely. Don't remember who from.
  2. Samurai Heavy

    Just beat Hit the Lights on Guitar Hero on Expert. One word to describe it: HARD.

    1. HunterScars

      HunterScars

      ive never played guitar hero EVER

       

      but congrats bro

    2. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      If Expert is Hard, what's Hard?

    3. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Expert = Hard

      Hard = Medium

      Medium = Easy

      Easy = Beginner

      Beginner = Beginner-

       

      Question answered.

  3. Samurai Heavy
    I recall being singled out in school, but up until 5th grade it was to explain a concept to the other students. I was also singled oud during my 1st grade year for being the only 1st grader in the 3rd grade mathematics class. Everything went awry during my painfully slow emotional breakdown in 6th grade. Hence began my homeschooling.
  4. Samurai Heavy
    My friend's mom pretty much thinks I'm one of the smartest people she knows, and is actually highly supportive of the fact that I'm friends with her son. As for his father, he seems indifferent, but manages to mess up our schedule so I can't see his son when we plan to meet. I have NO idea if it's intentional or not.
  5. Samurai Heavy

    Who dares disturb my tomb? What do you mean, "I'm not dead"? Well, wake me up when I am!

  6. Samurai Heavy
    I just have a few things to say: 1. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 2. It would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to do this, mainly because I no longer attend public school. 3. That guy has guts. Kudos to him, and everyone else who has done this. Here endeth thine post.
  7. Samurai Heavy

    And with my post, the forums seem to fall dead. Quite unusual.

    1. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      Happens to me quite a bit, too, on this and other forums. I'll post in a thread, and then nobody else does for days, or if they do, it'll be a different line of discussion.

  8. Samurai Heavy
    Lets see how long this list is. In order of when I recieved them, SNES (God knows when.) PC PS1 PS2 (2004?) DS Wii (2007) Atari 2600 A second DS, which probably doesn't count. (2008) PS3 3DS PS Vita Wii U Atari 400 (Just Last Month) Favorite? Atari 400. It pretty much helped me figure out BASIC, and I'm planning on doing big things in the programming industry. Least Used? Wii U. I use the PS1 more often. 'Nuff said.
  9. Samurai Heavy
    The first game I ever played? The list of game I played when I was young is so long that it took me 10 years to narrow it down to 5 possibilities: Super Mario All-Stars (SNES) Minesweeper (PC) <-- For real. This is a possibility. Tekken 3 (PS) Some reincarnation of Space Invaders Some reincarnation of Tetris
  10. Samurai Heavy
    Is complicated process. You may want to learn Japanese.
  11. Samurai Heavy
    You have more posts... HOW STEAL? Tell Samurai Heavy now.. or Samurai Heavy will give Trixie coupon... for TWO FREE NIGHTS AT SAMURAI HOTEL! Is legitimate threat.
  12. Samurai Heavy
    I was hired at Samurai Hotel in 1980. I do not remember when I became Samurai.
  13. Samurai Heavy
    Samurai Heavy is confused. Why is Trixie talk in third person? Also, how does Trixie steal posters? I am not having post!
  14. Samurai Heavy
    Hello! I am Heavy Weapons Samurai, and I am here to answer question. Please do not ask about work at Samurai Hotel! I am owner of two now, and it is very stressful! (I know that reverse psychology will have you be asking anyway... ) Let us begin.
  15. Samurai Heavy

    I'm going to make a game so nightmarishly hard it'll wind up released only in Japan, like the real Super Mario Bros. 2. It might not even be released if it's too hard...

    1. DiscordAnarchy

      DiscordAnarchy

      Demon Gaiden Brothers 2 the Uncut Edition!

    2. ~Rogue~

      ~Rogue~

      Nothing compares to I Wanna Be The Guy. Make a game harder than that, and I shall congradulate you!

  16. Samurai Heavy
    Burning? *Bursts into flames and runs off screaming* In normal words, no.
  17. Samurai Heavy
    Uh... Potato... ? Fried Grasshoppers
  18. Samurai Heavy

    Ever since this morning I have been craving salmon.

  19. Samurai Heavy
    Eat your face and take the goat and gut.
  20. Samurai Heavy
    Surprisingly, the first song I learned on violin was "Devil Went Down to Georgia". On Guitar, my first song I learned was Scatterbrain by Jeff Beck. *Gets kicked across the room by Applejack* Ok, so I don't know anything on guitar except... *Gets glared at by Applejack* I don't know how to play guitar. And on piano, I just improvise. I could probably play the guitar part of Beast and the Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold on one though.
  21. Samurai Heavy

    I think I may have found a way that I can finally be content and stay that way thanks to Hylie the Kitty. She (indirectly) helped me realize that I'm a therian as well!

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    2. Otter

      Otter

      It was just unexpected. :P

    3. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Touche...

      It was a bit unexpected...

    4. Otter

      Otter

      But I'm glad I helped you find that out. Welcome to the pack! :3

  22. Samurai Heavy

    It's very apparent you see those who are suffering before your very eyes as unimportant and inferior, so I might as well end this now. Don't try to contact me. I doubt there's Wi-Fi in the afterlife.

    1. Fluffy Pinkie

      Fluffy Pinkie

      Seriously dude i said just PM i want to talk and be there for you buddy *hug*

  23. Samurai Heavy

    Any time I get a positive outlook on ANYTHING, it seems thing go awry within the week, and they always seem worse than when I began. Am I just not meant to experience happiness for any length of time?

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      It seems very typical that I'm just being ignored... I guess it's happened so much I've just come to where I can predict it...

  24. Samurai Heavy
    It's simple. The break english at areas containing disallowed words, and It are complete better for replacing words. Break > Replace. You Mad, Replacement words?
  25. Samurai Heavy

    I hav€ d€¢id€d: I ₩i££ ¢¤mmuni¢at€ u$ing ¢urr€n¢¥ $¥mb¤£$ n¤₩.

    1. Jackleberry

      Jackleberry

      Have fun with that!

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