Power Ten

Math skills

Meth kills

6/10 Seeing you around somewhat. I can't really be too sure because I haven't logged on in months.

Fluttershy hax

Extraordinarily cute

I do believe I already laid claim to the airship captain spot. Just finishing the OC after my physics final. He'll be a human from a small tribe way in the south. Pirates destroyed his village and killed his people. He fled to equestria and joined the ranks of Celestia's army. Years of dedicated service and dexterity found only in human fingers, he was awarded the rank of captain.I'll add more later

Can't see because tiny phone icon dimensions. 1 butt/several butts

really desu

*grabs fuzzy handcuffs*

For the most part: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/k-bar-r295 I'm changing her backstory. Abandoned by her parents at birth because of her bat-like appearance, K-Bar was orphaned and raised in Manehattan by an old doctor. As K-Bar got older, the doctor taught her many tricks of medicine and surgery, and K-Bar took a great interest in surgery. The old doctor passed several years later in his sleep, forcing K-Bar to live in the streets and beg for scraps to get by. Soon enough, the need for food outweighed K-Bar's morals and she began doing jobs for the many gangs operating in Manehattan. Her practice in surgery had also given her skills in other uses for knives, and K-Bar used those skills to do hits for the gangs. After a "misunderstanding" with a powerful mob boss that ended in a slit throat, K-Bar had to flee far south to evade the heat. Desperate for work, she signed on to a pirate air vessel where she became the newest member before the ship headed north for Equestria. The several years of murders have damaged her psyche and made her rather volatile, and she is prone to outbursts of violence if provoked. Medical Specialist K-Bar of the Clockwork Lady. Weapon: Knives, lots of knives. Think of a big pile of knives, then double the size of that pile. That's how many knives K-Bar owns. But for this adventure, she'll sport a foot-long serrated combat knife, as well as an assortment of smaller knives for "surgery" Haven't quite fleshed out my Captain of the Royal Airship yet.. He'll be a Captain Ahab of sorts in his hatred of the pirates.

I have been awoken from my slumber by an email ding. I really have to remember to log on here more often. Anyways yeah, the Legion gang was my first group of friends on this site.

Luke took out a piece of paper to scribble a note to the girl, but something in his pocket vibrated and startled him. He rummaged around in his pocket for a second before finding the source of the disturbance, a pager. He looked at it quizzically, but then remembered that blonde girl at the docks he wasn't supposed to be there yet. <I think it might be 'yet' right about now> He snickered to himself. He started off towards the docks, but remembered the girl he was talking to a second ago. He turned around and showed her the pager, shrugging apologetically before making his way off to the docks. As he approached closer and closer to his destination, he remembered that his clothes were still gross and damp from the seawater. <maybe they'll have clean clothes there> he thought hopefully. He looked up to the sky wistfully, and got a raindrop right in the eye for it. He muttered obscenities under his breath as he rubbed his now stinging eye. He wasn't paying attention to anything as he entered the docks.

Hold me closer, spazzy dancer! Count the headlights on the highway... Lay me down on sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.

You try reading 'Scarlet Letter' in a freezing classroom and not getting bored.

Never again will I hit the spoiler button while at school.

Dat beard

Um... Wow.

ENHANCE!

PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! You magnificent troll, you!

Banned for, (lack) o'f punctuat!on.

10/10 for wut factor

I should be creeped out, but indstead I find myself wondering what a smeel looks like XD

((Don't mind if I do)) Luke made his way slowly back through the town, now completely sopping wet. <Should have just fished her out with a stick or something, would have saved me the trouble of getting m clothes all soaked in salt water> He grumbled inwardly. He looked behind him to see his dripping clothes had left a long trail of water on the sidewalk behind him. He sighed and turned back around, resuming his walk. <Maybe there's a laundromat near the train station> he mused. Enticed by the prospect of dry, clean clothes, Luke picked up his pace toward where he thought te train station was located. <Wait... I don't have any money...> he mentally kicked himself for such stupidity. Luke wistfully looked down into his pockets, hoping that by some miracle, money had materialized there. <Nothing... Man, if only I was a magician...> he sighed as he turned out his pockets, finding only lint. Right as Luke looked back up from his pockets, he ran straight into a girl who was walking down the street. She began to apologize, but :uke saw that he had gotten saltwater all over the front of her shirt and pants. <Shit! Uh... Okay, what should I do?> His thoughts panicked as he held up his hands to indicate he meant no harm, and then truned out his empty pockets and shook his head to show he couldn't pay her for her now dirty clothes. (He has a handkerchief tied around the lower half of his face, and is barely able to talk, in case you didn't read the character bio )

Eat my shorts!