the only relation i have to sataurday night live is andy kaufman
it doesn't air in norway
but i think we have a kinda similiar show in norway, it's called "torsdag kveld fra nydalen" (thursday night from nydalen)
it's so bad that it's embarasing, yet everyone seems to love it!
https://soundcloud.com/zylomafoni/le-dubstep-le-is-le-hardcore
better late than never
i'm being kinda ironic on this one
le dubstep le is le hardcore le skrilx le invented le dubstep le trollface le u le mad le bro le swag le 9gag le i'm le so le original
edit: i le think le link is le broken
just click on the listen on soundcloud thing
hello
i make music
you can download my two albums on bewegung records here:
http://bewegungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/verdens-ende-2-russisk-rullett
http://bewegungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/verdens-ende
or you could check out my soundcloud here:
https://soundcloud.com/zylomafoni
i am not forcing you
but i would appreciate if someone would check it out
-mineralwater
things of interest in the 1st picture:
sort of makeshift sound system, cost me about 18 000 NOK (3 100 USD)
about 300-400 cd's
100-200 records
a few vhs'es on the floor
cat
a typewriter
some books
cassette player
midi controller
microkorg
polaroid camera
things of interest in 2nd picture:
legit soviet hats and legit belt from the soviet marines
a bunch of dvd's and vhs's
things of interest in 3rd picture:
my little ponies
a bunch of books half political stuff half novels
technics organ
mannequins
didgeridoo
chair
megaphone
thank you!
gangstas shooting someone while holding their gun sideways
you'll NEVER manage to hit doing that
mythbusters tried that actually, can't find the clip though
in slasher movies: the naked girls or the ones in a bikini always get killed first.
fave vst's:
dolphin (tb-303 emulator)
ALL DSK vst's, thrust me, they're AMAZING
synth1 (let's you emulate basically any sound in the world)
the tr-808
apad
a korg minitron emulator
and two other ones i can't remember the name of
i own a microkorg and a technics PCM sound E18L organ at the moment
i have absolutely now way what song it is but i often get this song on my mind
it goes like this:
i aaaaaam (i aaaaaam) i am suuuuupermaaaaaaaan blablablablablablablaaaaaaaaaaa
i CRAVE the title of this song! it's so corny that it's funny!
i reccomend you go see a therapist. this doesn't sound healthy. i'd know because when i was the most depressed i rarely or never brushed or showered or washed my face or combed my hair or anything. but then i took action myself and started thinking that life isn't that bad and i have nothing to loose and now i'm clean as a whistle.
make faces
walk around naked in the yard (feels fresssshhhhh)
make noises (with my mouth)
write perverse, sad, humorous and ironic little poems
pop sitz!!
(used to) start laughing for no reason
wash my hands kinda often for no reason
edit:
put on my soviet hats and pretend i'm world leader/soviet officer (sidenote: important to speak in russian accent)
edit:
do anyone here like crossdressing? (haven't tried it but i think it's something a lot of us do in private.)
i love thunder and lightning!!
oh the thrill of pulling out all the cord from the powersockets and hear the mighty roar of tor med hammeren and watching the sparks fly!
amazing!
i'm very extroverted actually, but the problem is that i live in NORWAY in THE COUNTRY with very few people around
there are jonne's and fjortisser EVERYWHERE and they're pretty dumb, narrowminded, and so FRIGGIN normal that it is annoying as hell
i'm different and that makes it very hard for me to fin friends in a place like this
i would LIKE to believe in heaven or reincarnation, and sometimes i do, but i'm kinda sceptic
i don't really think anything happens after you die
it's gonna be just like before you were born
only for forever
take it the wrong way
accuse individual of rape
call poliec
make headline news
become famous
make lots of money selling my gripping story to warners brothers
die a very lucky man
was into tetris for a while
i was, like, really addicted
it's the only video game i've ever been into i guess
video games are boring, it's not that they're hard or anything, i've just never gotten into it
don't know why
oh well