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I wouldn't tell anyone. At least, not until like I had 3 days left. I don't want people only acting nice because they feel obligated to. EDIT: by acting nice I mean overly nice because I'm dying. Hell I get annoyed when people act super nice to me all the time already and when they ask if I want stuff.

I was sleeping at a table in a library once and a kid walked up to me and screamed "AHHH ZOMBIE!!!" and ran off.

*Sees title* YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *Reads thread* *weeps silently*

I have a general rule of "All people are good at heart", until they do something that causes me to lose respect or distrust them.

Several of these: 1: my coworker was standing around next to me and this was how she started her conversation: "Oh my gaaaawsh I'm sooo bored, I REALLY wish I had a BOYFRIEND right now... it would make my life SOO much more enjoyable and fun and easier... Hey Tom.... you're single aren't you...??" My response: "Yeah but I'm not into boys, so I'm afraid I can't relate to that..." she laughed and right after that my manager walked up to me and interrupted, perfect timing too... Let's say she is... not the sharpest, nor cleanest tool in the shed... 2: Was at my friends house one day and he went into the basement and his sister was following me around and went he went downstairs she just sat next to me and we made out. Her dad came in (my boss) after about a minute of this going on and he threw a pillow at us and said "Jesus, get a room" 3: I have somehow magically bumped into my current crush like 12 times in random public places over the past 2 months... and hey she invited me to her grad party and followed me on Twitter... possible chance?

In all honesty if I had the ability to do that.... I wouldn't. Though I could have a ton of fun, I prefer my chaotic life over something I could potentially abuse. (Like the movie Click) Though if I could do it, I'd just screw with my friends, and randomly appear in places and sneak up on them. Wreak chaos to those around me.

I was horrified that gravity would one day reverse itself and I'd fall into the sky

I had a dream last night where the entire New York Mets team were trying to kill David Wright and I foiled their plans.... somehow?

Homecoming Football game/Dance, September 23/24, 2011. The entire week I had been sick but I showed up to school on Friday. There was a pep rally that day and me being the dumb teenage male I am, I yell at the top of my lungs in cheering during the rally. That night is the football game, and again, I yell and scream during the game like the dumb teenage male I am. After the game, my friend's cousin who lives in New York (We're in Ohio) was visiting and he was at the game and went to his cousin's house. I called him up for directions, only to find out 2 things: 1 he didn't have a clue what any of the roads were called, 2 I had almost completely lost my voice. So I had to struggle to find out the address. Took me about 30 min to get the address from him and when I got there I met his Uncle, who was going to interview me for a job the next week, his cousin, who I ended up dating for a short while, and another girl who I still to this day am crushing on. So basically after the game I spent 4 hours at their house, and I could only speak in very hoarse whispers and the ones who didn't know me thought I was insane, or high, or that's how I normally spoke. I knew 3 people at their house before that night, and there were 25 there total. Needless to say, my friends being the douchebags they are, pretended that's how I normally spoke. I went home and went to bed right away, only to wake up finding out I could not even make a hoarse whisper. My voice was completely gone. I panicked because the dance was that night and I was supposed to go to a party before and after. To no avail, I could not recover my voice, so I showed up at the party and just started typing things out to people on my iTouch. We went to the dance and my friend had to be my wingman to get people to dance with me. He told girls "Hey, this kid thinks you're really hot, but he's a F***ing dumbass and lost his voice. You two should totally dance." And that's how it went for the entire 3 hour dance. Afterwards we went to my friends house and I got a text-to-speech app and I used that to start talking, and still people mess with me for that. Not really embarrassed, but that was funny as all hell.

It sucks.

I can honestly say I don't think I've ever truly been scared by a game, Dead Space 1 and 2 were nothing, you were overpowered as hell and I kinda expected a lot of the enemy placements, Amnesia just felt powerless, Silent Hill is just random... As a kid though I was horrified of Resident Evil, though looking back I laugh so hard at it.

The song "I'm Sexy and I know It", any sort of card game, and a certain shopping plaza all remind me of my ex Any sort of Football game reminds me of this past year's homecoming where I lost my voice and met a girl I've been crushing on for roughly 8 months Anything relating to the Philadelphia Phillies reminds me of my friend Zach, who is obsessed with them. Anything Disney related reminds me of my favorite Uncle, who has a Disney-themed interior to his house (He's pretty awesome) Any time I see an elderly man wearing a fisherman's hat I am reminded of my late Neighbor, who was pretty much "my mentor"

I hate the Yanks, but I hate Boston more for them beating my Indians in the 2007 ALCS. I will never get over this, EVER.

Only ever been paintballing, and it's expensive for my tastes so i don't go often

Neil Walker homered and I had him benched... The one time I bench him too... grrrr.... Just what I like to see: Boston last in their division, Angels last in theirs, Phillies in theirs too.

It's supposed to peak around 11:34 PM EDT

So I don't know how many of you are aware of this... but: http://www.cbsnews.c...on-of-the-year/ Basically, the moon is going to appear larger and the Eta Aquarid meteor shower will be at its peak tomorrow night. Now, I consider myself a manly man, but hot damn, I'm a sucker for romantic star-gazing. I'm going to watch it with my friend/prom date tomorrow night. Anyhow are you guys going to stay out for the "Super Moon"? I'm praying that it's not too cloudy, as it has been today all day...

*looks at fantasy* DAVID PRICE 12 STRIKE OUTS!!! My Tribe beat the Rangers today! WHOO!!!