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FIGHT!

Once while we were journeying upon our epic quest,
Gaining levels, finding treasures, and slaying foes grotesque,
We came upon an encounter with a mammoth troll
Who so out-leveled our party that his HP was untold.
Our party drew our weapons forth, we six of courage blessed:
A fierce warrior, a cunning wizard, an alluring priestess,
A vigorous monk, a thunderous rogue, a ravenous barbarian,
All ready now to face this foe until this fight was won.

Though our foe stands strong,
We attack head on.
Though many would flee,
Our party will seize this victory.
Now our weapons slash
And our magic is cast.
And should we win, our band's
Legend shall be sung throughout the land.

Our Rogue rained arrows upon the beast to wound and weaken it
And our Barbarian ran forth with axe ablaze and scored a critical hit.
Enraged, the troll grabbed up the Warrior, who in its fingers bound,
Was squeezed to death with crushing force and slammed upon the ground.

Our priestess, an adept healer,
Entered the scene so grim,
And casted spells of white magic
To return life to him.
The lifeless corpse began to move
With hit points now restored,
And slowly raised up to his feet
With hands reclaiming sword
To fight once more!

Though our foe stands strong,
We attack head on.
Though many would flee,
Our party will seize this victory.
Our blades fell swift,
And our warrior with
Power overflowed
Released a series of crippling blows.

To further wound the beast
The wizard thus unleashed
A deadly arcane spire
Of lightning, ice and fire.

But, just as victory seemed near,
The beast roared a fearsome moan
And unleashed his mighty skill
That turned his flesh to stone!
Our weapons now proved ineffective,
For none could pierce his skin,
And our magic spells were all but deflected
As our mana points ran thin.
Now on the offensive our foe threw forth
Giant boulders with great thrusts,
And as they decimated our party's line
We all lay stunned and crushed.
The damage incurred to our party was heavy
And the end seemed ever near.
Then as he prepared his ultimate attack
We all stood froze with fear...




LOLOL!
TROLL SMASH!
FML!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Though our party's badly wounded,
Let us rise and be brave.
We must redeem our honor men!
...Plus we forgot to save.

Swords up lads!
Think of the experience points!
Imagine the loot!
His health's in the red!
Rally together for one last push!

Invigorated, we rallied forth
And all our forces swiftly swelled.
Sword edges ripped with great precision
And hammers fell like ringing bells.
Our monk struck down with earthly blows
Setting tremors in the ground.
With stone shield penetrated,
The beast's roar now did resound.

In a final act of desperation
The troll charged forth with might,
And the whole earth shook beneath his claw.
He'd not fall without a fight.
But outmatched was he, this meager foe,
For his life he would rescind
To we six of courage, honor bound
To bring him to his end.

Though our foe stands strong,
We attack head on.
Though many would flee,
Our party will seize this victory.
And to end this beast
Our party unleashed
A great combo
And dealt the fiend its final blow.

Now we have seized this victory!

Level up!