Senor Citizen

THREAD = DEAD. GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES.

Whee.

GO FORTH AND UN-KILL THE RP

I WILL SLAP THE MAGIC OUTTA YOUR MOUTH

What did you... what happened last night?

Take down my ship? (puffs pipe) I'd like to see them try.

Am I gonna have to slap a heretic?

r u avin a gigl on me m80

I'm pitching a tent outside the door, because when someone drops out, and they will, I want to be here.

Gerroff of me.

Seems about right. I'll play it straight this time, and I'm fine with not having a gun.

BRING ME ZOMBIE MEN TO FIGHT. (I'll enter with Standoff, in my signature. When do we start?)

What happens when you want to shoot someone who's far away, dingus? In fact, what about giving C4 to a non-bullethose class? What about designating targets? What about radio beacons? HOW TO C4 CORRECTLY: 1. Jihad vehicles. 2. Be sneaky. 3. Cover-B-Gone. 4. Use lots. 5. Defend objectives.

High-Speed Lead Poisoning?

HOUSE EVERFREE, TREE TOPS TOWERS, 1703 HOURS, STANDOFF @ Standoff nodded. "You don't want the Dogs to be mad at you. The tunnels are a great subterfuge resource, and for another thing, if you just walked in there to, say, try and get a leg up on the enemy in a battle, it could be seen as an invasion, and then you'd be fighting Diamond Dogs on their own turf. Wouldn't end well for anyone involved. If this deal goes through, which I hope it will, you could have a steady stream of gems to bribe the dogs with." Thinking for a moment, he absently looked out the window. Hey, um... No. I didn't even say anything! You thought it, and the answer is no. I have information the nice mare might waaaant... ...Fine. Be civil. My middle name is Gunther. I mean, civil. I'm regretting this already... Standoff smacked his lips, opened his mouth, coughed, and started talking again, in a completely different voice. "Hello, I'm Red Alert. You may be vonderink how I am doink zis. Ze answer is, I don't know. Not ze point. Anyvay, I've been monitorink a couple of sings, und did you know zere's been a terror attack in Cloudsdale? Common vord in ze buildink is zat it vas napalm. Don't ask me how ze entire city didn't burn down. Zat's all." Standoff sat back, obviously pleased with himself, then sat forward again, as if gauging Roseluck's reaction. It's reasons like these I keep you around. Aww, that's sweet of you.

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I give it an 8/10, because Christmas Rarity.

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7.5/10. Not too simple, not too cluttered, image isn't jarring.

Pope Classic.