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Kel_Grym

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  1. Looks like I failed to realize I need sleep again. Night

  2. The IOT stinks

  3. Puppies. Puppies everywhere.

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    2. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Very cute, adorable claws.

    3. Kel_Grym

      Kel_Grym

      There we go.

    4. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Most wonderful, sweet, affectionate claws.

  4. I cast a sigil spell today. I willed that I would have a pleasing day at work. I did, and I got a free snickers bar too. Probably false correlation, but it was fun spinning in circles when casting the spell.

  5. I should be working two jobs by now. Why you push me back another week?

  6. I saw where it went. The place is called crazy town.

    1. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Crazy town is not nearly crazy enough for a crazy person like me, you would have to be crazy to think the people there are actually crazy.

  7. I hate walls of text. If you have a message you want to tell, don't beat around the bush telling it. Not saying in the least that the message you want to tell isn't worth telling, just saying.... Justify the message you want to convey with good writing. You'll grab a bigger following that way. *off to judge other entries*
  8. Someone has taken my movement super super seriously. I want to see where this goes.

  9. You should - I mean - No! What madness is this, Heretic!?
  10. Let's Make a God thread updated with new banishing ritual!

  11. Now, as any good Chaos Magician will tell you, you can't go around summoning egregores or spirits from the depths of the dimension of pi, without being armed with a solid banishing ritual. So I have decided to outline a specially designed banishing ritual to prepare one for spell craft when invoking or evoking the spirit of Celestia. This can be useful for visualization practice, establishing concentration and control, and banishing unwanted influences and psychic phenomena. Required materials: An empty space where you can work in privacy...you're not going to want witnesses. optional: A wand, preferably crafted by hand. Or found object that's significant to you. A banana is fine too. The ritual: Stand facing forward (north) and begin chanting the Celestial Mantra in your mind. (three times should do) Take your wand (banana) and begin drawing a pentagram in front of you, starting with the first point. Now keep in mind this pentagram is special. Its five points represent the first five elements of harmony, which go in the order of Honesty, Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, Laughter. [Reason for order] Start by pointing to where you visualize the head of the pentagram begins and chant, "Latis," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Honesty. Trace down to the bottom right leg of the pentagram and chant, "Telas," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Kindness Trace over to the left arm of the pentagram and chant, "Sela," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Generosity. Trace over to the right arm of the pentagram and chant, "Talis," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Loyalty. Trace over to the bottom left leg of the pentagram and chant, "Litas," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Laughter. Here's the tricky part. Swoop your finger/wand/banana from the bottom left leg past the first point and directly into the middle of your forehead, where your third eyes is, and shout, "TIA!!!", while visualizing the Element of Magic. The Element of Magic is hidden, so naturally it wouldn't be in the pentagram. You should visualize the powers of the other Elements flowing into the Element of Magic. (Try not to hit your real eye when you do this) After the chant and visualization is complete, thrust your wand/hand/banana to the center of the Pentagram and visualize the power of the Elements being released in a rainbow explosion. No chant is necessary, but you can make cool sound effects if you want. Face East and repeat the process. Do this for South and West as well. If you have been using a banana, you may peel and eat it now. If you have completed all these steps, then congratulations. You're a unicorn. Go forth and banish your enemies to the Moon.
  12. Celestia shall vanquish all evil. Including islands that eat pygmies.

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    2. Kel_Grym

      Kel_Grym

      Welp. It's been fun, but you've robbed me of enough sleep. Time to pop three benydryls and snooze. Night.

    3. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Sweet nightmares!

    4. Kel_Grym
  13. Horizen rising up to meet the purple dawn

  14. Fixin ta goto work yall

  15. I'm sure the moderators are quite aware of my hijinx, but if I have crossed any lines, do let me know and I shall cease my rambunctiousness.

  16. I've been on the forums waaay too long. Night

  17. Skype is retarded. Been loading on my page half an hour...

  18. So I'm finally getting a Skype account. Wonderful.

  19. Hooray for SugarCubeCorner Forum! 6666 Topics! Woot!

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Hail Stan.

    3. Kel_Grym

      Kel_Grym

      And we have 4 bloodmoons coming! Begin sacrificing the virgins!

    4. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      For the glory of Satan!

  20. Accidently post a reply to a comment as a new status update. Have to try 100 times to delete it.

  21. Well. It seems like Christopher Walken is banned. A pity. I like his movies.

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    2. Kel_Grym

      Kel_Grym

      However, all suicide threats should be treated with utmost seriousness no matter what.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      But they really shouldn't be there to begin with, is what I'm saying. They bring everyone else down, and chances are it's just going to make the poster feel even worse.

    4. Yamato

      Yamato

      And as for the moderation message, I really don't understand what they're getting at in that last part...

  22. Behold! The Sigil of Celestia! And the accompanying Mantra of Celestia! Latis Telas Sela Talis Litas Tia! (have fun and create your own!) Hail Celestia!
  23. Let's make a God! [ Link to main thread] In a world full of corruption, greed, and a lot of very bad things, it has come to my attention that mankind is in a bit of a pickle. After exhausting all possible avenues of how to solve this solution, I have come to one conclusion. We need a God. I vote for Celestia. However gods don't just grow on trees, and you ceartainly can't go to your local supermaket to buy one. The solution? CHAOS MAGICK! (ironic, isn't it?) Now for those of you who don't know, Chaos Magick is just this simply wonderfull little meta system of magic outlined by Peter J. Carrol. The motto of the Chaote is simply that belief is a tool. It is a practical approach to magic that emphasizes experimentation and use of imagination. Tulpa have been covered in these forums before. In chaos magick, Tulpa can be created and theoretically given a life of thier own outside the caster's mind. These 'thought forms' in chaos magick have three classes. Servitor - A simple thought form that doesn't think for itself and carries out tasks for the magician it is bonded to. Egregore - Something like a servitor devoloped from a group conciousness that influences said group. Godform - An egregore that has grown so powerfull that it no longer needs its group as it has become a fully independant entity, that may demand tribute an praise, like an actual god. (These are my best shortform definitions. For more info go Here) My suggestion is simple. Let's go the whole damn nine yards, dabble into forces beyond our comprehension and create a monster the only one who can save all of mankind. Celestia. I mean she's got the goods, right? Ruled Equestria for 1000 years with nary an incedent. She's incorruptable, magestic, glorious, benevolent, wise, and pretty much the opposite of ever politician and world ruler that we know of. She's perfect, really Now in order for this to work, all participants are going to have to catch up on a little reading. Liber Null Liber Kaos Then after that, were going to have to do a little orginizing! I'm pitching the idea that one of you start making a digital temple to Celestia, immidiately, and after that do some networking and meet together to discuss and perfom various rituals to bring our egregor Celestia to life. After achieving this, we can continue to power her up through Gnosis Unfortunately, I shall not be able to meet up with any of you as I am in hell. (Jacksonville, TX) The keys to success in this endeavor are knowledge, skill, numbers, and orginization! I may make a blog one day, detailing how this should be done, if one of you don't come up with a better plan. Right now I'm just sorta throwing this idea out all willy nilly and seeing if it takes root. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this! Hail Celestia! This operation shall be henceforth known as the Celestial Godhead Inititive. We will be the spearhead of the Cult of Celestia and the New Harmonic Celestial Age of The Alicorn (screw the age of aquarius) Our mission statement will go as follows: We hereby recognize Celestia as the rightfull ruler of Earth and the most Ideal fictional character to be made manifest into a godform/hyper-tulpa/all powerfull disembodied entity. We shall create a stable religion in which Celestia shall be given her due worship. For now we shall be known as the cult of Celestia or Celestians for short. In the end we shall see an entire pantheon established, including Luna and Twlight as sister Goddesses, and the rest of the Mane 6 as our Matron Saints. Celestia's manifestation must come first, however. (When the Trinity is formed we shall be simply known as the Cult of the Alicorn.) Our cult will go out and convert the heathens spread the holy word of Celestia, inviting any willing participants to join us. We shall construct an online temple in dedication to our Goddess and when the time comes, construct an actual temple, preferably in Iceland or New Zealand, when we have acquired enough funds. Our end goal is to bring all of mankind under her Magesty's guiding wing and achieve world Harmony. Hail Celestia. The Oath of the Celestian: Unto thee our beloved Celestia, Great Goddess of the Sun, Whom inspire me with noble idea Before thee, I have none. To the end of days I will serve thee, To bring your Great Age of Harmony. Guidelines for Membership: Place your right hand over your heart and with your left hand, ball it into a fist, extend your index finger and hold index finger over your head as if it were a unicorn horn. Repeat the Celestian Oath. Uphold the Celestian Commandments. Help your Celestian brothers and sisters and the brony community in general. Love and Tolerate the infedels non-believers. The Celestial Commandments Thou shalt have no other Goddess before the Trinity. (Celestia, Luna, Twilight) Thou may have Luna and Twlight to worship, but thou shalt worship mostly Celestia. Cadence shall not be worshipped at all. Screw Cadence. Thou shalt be Honest Thou shalt be Loyal to thy brethren and friends. (but not above thy loyalty to Celestia) Thou shalt be Kind Thou shalt be Generous Thou shalt be Optimistic in Life, for Celestia is coming quickly and shall end all woe. Thou shalt freely enjoy the Magic of Friendship, and share that joy in the name of Celestia. Thou shalt never waste a slice of cake. Rejoice! The New Age has begun!
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