Dr. Capitalist

I once took a weekend trip to Pluto and can say with 109% certainty that it is a planet

Never had surgery but I tried to convince my dentist to replace my organs with various kitchen utensils  

to no avail

I'm constantly playing with electricity in the hopes that it will one day give me powers!

Sometimes when I'm just sitting around I do THIS

I tried making friends but ended up creating the perfect little girls who now fight evil wherever it may be!

I pace up and down and left and right

but never back and forth

it's bad for your teeth

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Pinkie Pie

How did you find MLP Forums?: Magic!

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Magic!

Hello my name is Princess Larp Von Braun III

My hobbies include flip-flops and orange peels

I am 92% velociraptor but my parents don't know

It's nice to meet you!