ThatOneComrade

On Earth? I'd probably end up on a ranch within two or three days, whether I like it or not. But in Equestria, oh gosh I don't know. Say I woke up in Ponyville, I'd be taking in the sights most of the day, then I'd look for a job. Maybe visit Canterlot every now and again I am what people call a square.

I swear, that scene got tears in my eyes. I couldn't believe the writers wrote that. I understand that they needed to get their message across and all, but that really hurt to watch.

Chrysalis for villain, Trixie for antagonist. The two were just so much fun to have on screen, and they both open up a lot of questions. What was their past like? I'd like to know. Were they always the way they are now? Where did Trixie's act come from? Was Chrysalis a normal pony and became changeling queen because of some spell? I WANNA KNOW!

Rarity bucking the manticore in the jaw, punching changelings, and round-house kicking Discorded Applejack's plot. I never want to get in a fight with that pony.

Let's think about it rationally, then. For the ponies, we'll use Celestia because she's the pony god. I don't think Mario wouldn't be able to do much without power-ups. Jumping on her wouldn't do much in normal form, but Mega-Mario would crush her. He could freeze her with ice, but I'm assuming that, with her being the embodiment of the sun and all, it wouldn't be effective. Same for fire-flowers. So unless Mario has a Mega-Mushroom on him, he's got a tough fight ahead of him. Celestia could also just send him to the moon, but from Mario Galaxy he wouldn't die from lack of oxygen. Let him fall off a building and he's gone. Unless Celestia's got some kryptonite on her, she's screwed, so let's go to DBZ. Goku is one crazy strong motherbucker, so he'd be a tough fight. If he can't take out Celestia on his own, he's got to power up, and that takes forever, so Celestia could just impale him with her horn right then and there. Of course, that is assuming Goku doesn't take her out. I mean, Celestia's strong, but lately she can't really take a hit. Goku could punch her a few times and she'd be down. Personally, I think magic beats guns, but that's a matter of opinion. In the end, the ponies wouldn't always win, but they'd put up one heck of a fight. (I know I didn't put examples of all the characters, but I think you get the idea.)

Doesn't matter what we do, we would all die in a matter of hours. Discord can flip our buildings and machinery, make normally non-threatening animals very threatening, and I can assume he could turn our bullets into bubbles if he wanted to. Not to mention he'd spread even more discord than we already have, making it so our leaders stubbornly fight over which way we should handle the problem. Chrysalis could turn into our leaders and send nukes all over the place-- Heck, she wouldn't even need to. That's what the drones are for. Chrysalis and her drones would feast on our love! If any humans are to survive this mess, it'd be only to provide food for the hive once the rest of us are gone. Sombra could do his whole fog thing and immobilize divisions. He could make our transportation and weapons useless. Nightmare Moon could enter our forces' dreams and put them in a never-ending nightmare. She could destroy our moral and make us mentally incapable of seeing our own shadows. Not only that, she could make it so the night lasts forever and slowly kill us all. It's not just our crops-- we need sunlight to survive. Not to mention if the power goes out in everlasting night, those of us in big cities will have a hard time finding our way around (at least until we start a fire). I don't know about the other two. I guess Sombra could do his whole fog thing and immobilize divisions. He could make our transportation and weapons useless. Teirek... the guy sucks up magic, and I don't think we've got much of it. He'd be pretty useless. ....So yeah. We'd be screwed.

Wait what? ...Wow. You just dropped the bomb. :0

*clap clap* A+ referencing!

On the internet I am way too invested into this fandom-- I draw art, I talk on forums, I listen to discussions, read fanfics, ship everything, etc. I don't have any merchandise, but I'm alright with that. In real life I'm a slightly-out-of-the-closet brony. I know that with me being a girl and all I won't get as many weird looks, but it's still a hard thing to admit. I have a very long-standing reputation as a very non-"girly" girl, so even my family members were hit out of left feild when they found out... I can only imagine how my friends would react! xP I plan on breaking it to them when school starts.

Dude that is the saddest thing I've read all day... ...and it's true... D: