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  1. Posava_
    That was trollscience...it won't work...
  2. Posava_
    Easy. Step 1. Go to North pole. Step 2. Walk counterclockwise around north pole. You are traveling forward in time by crossing the date line going East! (Bronytip: Use magnets for faster spinning) Step 3. Stop when you reach AD2353, the approximate time where Chell is released in Minnesota. Step 4. Find Chell. Step 5. Aquire her long fall boots. (She didn't take them off technically!) Step 6. Have her locate Aperture Science exit. Fall down shaft. Step 7. Affix magnet to Glados. (Fact: Robots will die when affixed to magnets.) Step 8. You have taken control of Aperture Science, so order coop robots to give you their portal guns. Step 9. Steal Aquire space suit. Step 10. Go back to north pole. Step 11. Walk clockwise this time. You are now traveling back in time! Step 12. Go to present time. Step 13. Walk to your house. Step 14. Shoot the blue end of Atlas' portal gun in your room. Step 15. Go to the north pole and repeat Step 11 until you reach AD500, about in the middle of Luna's banishment. Step 16. Shoot the red end of Pbody's portal gun on the moon, and the orange one (of Pbody's still) below where you're standing. Do not attempt until spacesuit is on. Step 17. Now that you're on the moon, find Luna. Step 18. Have Luna point to where she came from. (It will always be Equestria.) Step 19. Reset Pbody's portal gun, then shoot one at Equestria, one on a steep hill. Step 20. Walk through the portal. You are in Equestria! (You will be a pony while there, so nopony will freak out!) Step 21. Go to Equestria's dateline and walk around it until you get to 1003, present day year in Equestria. Step 22. Go to Ponyville. Step 23. Build a house in ponyville. Step 24. In the bedroom of that house, shoot the purple end of Atlas' portal gun at the wall. Step 25. You now have easy access to ponyville at all times! Infinity friendship!
  3. Posava_
    I wish I could say in the middle of football practice, but no.
  4. Posava_
    True. It's like asking if somepony would rather be white, asian, black, hispanic, mideastern, or brown.I will most likely get banned for saying the above but it's worth the example. It's wrong.
  5. Posava_
    And nopony could use the "shock pen" prank successfully on you...happened to me today...Which is why I am also a unicorn.
  6. Posava_
    Actually Zecora's rhyming might have been from a head injury...I'd say based on how restrictive English is, if she didn't have to rhyme, she'd say a lot more than does so now.
  7. Posava_
    I always imagined Equestria as a place where if a man or woman decided to step foot on it, they instantly transform into a pony. Vice versa too, step out and you become human again. But I don't sure exactly.
  8. Posava_
    Wish I could say that, but I don't have Equestrian currency. I have dollars and pesos and that's it.
  9. Posava_
    Where's the "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" emoticon located in the "Reply to this topic" section?
  10. Posava_
    Is that Gmod?
  11. Posava_
    I wonder if she will discord her colors in that episode...LOL
  12. Posava_
    LMFOd at the pic...
  13. Posava_
    LOL, is that China or something? I have no idea...
  14. Posava_
    How does Disney have anything to do with this? Besides the fact, I feel absolutely neutral with any of the songs they ma- Good point. Never muting it again. Thanks for help Actually, I have ADD, ADHD, and ASD, so yea.
  15. Posava_
    It isn't just from MLP, in fact as of yet none of it is MLP, but there are other songs that do this, they can come from anywhere.
  16. Posava_
    How can I not think about it? It's impossible. Our brains on average have about 90 thousand thoughts each day. My school day is usually about 9 hours long, 6 hours on Wednesdays because I don't have football practice. I am on average awake 17 hours of he day. So that's still a good 48 thousand (32 thousand, Wednesdays) thoughts in school alone. (Actually, less than that because you can still think while you sleep, but not by much.) I'd say there's a good chance one of those thoughts is ponies.
  17. Posava_
    Actually, when I am at school working on a test, I need to concentrate as hard as I possibly can because even at my fastest and most accurate, I finish in the nick of time...when a song is stuck in my head, it may be good, it may be bad, but either way it slows me down immensely. Being good or bad is irrelevant. :/
  18. Posava_
    For some reason, whenever I am watching an episode of MLP, I immediately mute any song that pops up, and unmute when it looks finished. The exact reason is that there are certain songs out there that can get stuck in people's heads. It's varies a lot from pony to pony, but any which way it's ing annoying for just about everypony. I mute every song that comes up on the show just in case it's one of those songs. I can't risk starting to hate the show with a passion. Hell, I don't even know the tune to the theme song! Or the words! Is there anypony else that has this mental problem, or know how to fix it? I want to be able to listen to anything without anything making me so annoyed that my brain forces me to hate the source.
  19. Posava_
    Lol, I can only begin to imagine how funny it would be if Jeff Dunham had a RD puppet...
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